1) Round One, in which randomly drawn tag teams take part in Texas Tornado matches to advance to Round Two...

- The MotherTrucker & T.J. Glory defeated the team of Bronson Thunderhammer & "Polish Prince" Chad Derdowski when Glory pinned Derdowski @ 8:03

- "Kingpin" Billy LaLonde teamed with his old rival "The Millionaire" Matt Welz to take on Sacriphisto & Monte Altazzar!  Welz tapped out to Monte's "Altazzar Clutch", allowing Monte & Sacriphisto to advance.

- Luck of the draw would see "Widowmaker" Mike Todd team with his father, The DDT to take on their cousin E.S. Todd & Ulyssess Fullerton... Fullerton pinned the Widowmaker @ 9:54!

- Alastaire Marvel teamed with last years Battlebowl Champion, "Kentucky" Jon Derby to take on Terry Menard & Toddbott 2020... Marvel & Derby advanced.

Match Beyond # 1 = T.J. Glory vs. Sacriphisto vs. Evil Sting Todd vs. Monte Altazzar.

Before the match began, E.S. Todd revealed that Sting was not his middle name... in fact, Evil was not his first name!  His name was Evil Steve Todd, and he was proud of it!  He then went on to pin Sacriphisto and Monte Altazzar, but could not overcome the power of T.J. Glory, who advanced to the finals!

Match Beyond # 2 = "Kentucky" Jon Derby vs. The MotherTrucker vs. Alastaire Marvel vs. Ulyssess Fullerton.

Fullerton pinned Jon Derby, the MotherTrucker and then Alastaire Marvel to advance to the finals, where he would face T.J. Glory!

... "Sweet" Randy Taylor & "Winkin" Perry Lincoln, collectively known as The Sweet-Winkle Connection, took on the challenge of Technical Ecstacy, made up of The Spiral Architect & The National Acrobat... The Sweet Winkle's took home the victory!

... The Science Fist put the Globally Recognized Championship on the line in a Vietnamese Battle Royale against The Chicken, Frogman Ichihara and a reactivated Toddbot 2020... Sci-Fi pinned Ichihara and was himself pinned by Toddbott (new champ!)... Toddbot was then pinned by the Chicken, who took home the Title!

... Undisputed Hungarian Commonwealth People's Heavyweight Champion of the World Carl Stonewall put the title on the line in a 3-Way Ladder Match w/Scissorwolf & "Saucebox" Michael P... it was a barnburner to end all barnburners!  Stonewall was distracted, trying to put P through a table when The Scissorwolf snuck back into the ring and stole the title @ 12:51!!!  Carl said "I told you guys before, this kid is the future of professional wrestling! ... but he still can't beat me!"

... Bronson Thunderhammer ran to the ring!  He said "In case y'all have forgotten, I'm still the #1 contender to that belt!  But rest easy, Scissorwolf, I don't want to take it just yet... I want you at 100%.  You see, I'm a lot like you, Scissorwolf - we've both been kept down by the powers-that-be here in the VGWA!  For a little over a year now, I've been forced to wrestle under a fake name!  I've had to hide my true identity with this Viking character! ... I'm no Norse God, I'm a STONEWALL!!!  That's right, my real name is Hank Stonewall... and I intend to take your Hungarian Title under my rightful name at the next VGWA event!"

Ulyssess Fullerton lost the match @ 7:55, a victim of T.J. Glory's off-the-top-rope suplex!  Glory wins the match and Battlebowl!!!  Congratulations T.J. Glory, 2007 BattleBowl Champion!