01/13/07  LIVE from the Toddplex Arena in Grand Rapids, MI

1) The opening match was a 4-way hardcore elimination match!  Bronson Thunderhammer vs. The National Acrobat vs. The Black Falcon vs. Ulysses Fullerton.

Thunderhammer pinned Fullerton, then the Falcon, and finally the National Acrobat to gain the victory @ 12:39.  What a tremendous show of dominance!

2) A 3-way ladder match was held to determine the #1 contender to the Undisputed Hungarian Commonwealth People's Heavyweight Championship of the World between Scissorwolf, "Kentucky" Jon Derby and Toddbot 2020.  Derby climbed the ladder and got the contract @ 11:30 - he will challenge Monte Altazzar!

3) Rusty Nailz teamed up with fellow Hardcore Strikeforcer Blackjack Billy the Kingpin LaLonde to take on Arctic Sting Todd & "Saucebox" Michael P.  In the end, 'Pin pinned P with a frogsplash @ 13:38.

4) Ianukka Wapanaya put his Globally Recognized Championship on the line in a 3-way dance against Scissorwolf and "Widowmaker" Mike Todd.  Mikey T got the pinfall on Scissorwolf @ 14:41 and took home the title!

5) "Polish Prince" Chad Derdowski & Hunter Vargas accepted the challenge of E.S. Todd & Toddbot 2020.  The Prince pinned Toddbot @ 4:40.

6) The 16-Man Frank Stonewall Memorial Battle Royale, an elimination match, was held in honor of the late grappler.  The winner was Rusty Nailz!

*** DAY TWO ***

1) Day two of the Frank Stonewall Memorial opened with a 12-man over the top battle royal.  It saw "The Millionaire" Matt Welz perform quite admirably, and the return of Frogman Ichihara, who flew in from Japan for the event.  In the end, victory was claimed by the Scissorwolf.

2) "Kentucky" Jon Derby challenged Undisputed Hungarian Commonwealth People's Heavyweight Champion of the World, Monte Altazzar.  Monte was once again up to his fire-breathing tactics,  burning Derby's beard off and winning the match @ 4:47.

3) Bronson Thunderhammer won the Globally Recognized Championship in a 3-way dance against champion "Widowmaker" Mike Todd & Rusty Nailz when Nailz submitted to Thunderhammer's Torture Rack.

4) "Saucebox" Michael P defeated Frogman Ichihara with a "fruit rollup" @ 5:10.

5) E.S. Todd took on Monte Altazzar in a non-title matchup.  The special guest referee was none other than Carl Stonewall!  Carl was fresh out of the hospital, with bandages still on his face - a reminder of Monte's evil face-burning ways.  To further add insult to injury, Monte dressed as the late Frank Stonewall, in a Hawaiian shirt.  The fans nearly booed Monte out of the building, but the champ took it in stride.  He also took a massive ass-whuppin' from Carl & E.S. Todd.  In the end, Todd got the pinfall, and fans pelted Monte with rotten tomatoes and eggs.