* HEATSTROKE III *

08/26/06

1) The returning Carl Stonewall finally gave Monte Altazzar the rematch he craved so badly... it was the first ever "I want my theme music back match", and if Carl won, Monte must stop using Carl's entrance music.  Carl won... in one minute and 28 seconds!  Probably the shortest match in VGWA history - definitely the most embarrasing moment in Monte Altazzar's history.

2) Chocolate Thunder, Robot Smasher took on his most hated rival, the cybernetic wrestling machine known as Toddbot 2020.  Monte Altazzar, in a childish fit of rage, interferred to attack Toddbot.  The Saucebox ran out to help Toddbot!  Chocolate Thunder did what he does best and smashed that robot to gain the pinfall @ 11:25.

After the match, a flickering illumination shone from behind the steely photoelectric eyes of the Toddbot.  A holographic image of a young princess appeared saying "... help me E.S. Todd, you're my only hope..."  Does this mean E.S. Todd will be returning to the VGWA as well?

3) Kangaroo Black challenged Hunter Vargas for the Globally Recognized Championship, only to lose @ 2:04.

4) An 8-man House of Cards match was held for the Hungarian Title... winner takes all!

Contestants: Terry Menard, Manimal, Michael Three Cheeses, "Saucebox" Michael P, "Polish Prince" Chad Derdowski, Blackjack LaLonde jr., "Millionaire" Matt Welz and of course, the Champion, "Widowmaker" Mike Todd.  It went like this:

- Menard made Manimal tap

- LaLonde made Mike P tap

- Menard made Three Cheeses submit

- Derdowski pinned LaLonde

- Todd pinned Welz

- Chad Derdowski pinned Mike Todd to become the new Undisputed Hungarian Commonwealth People's Heavyweight Champion of the World!