March 3rd & 4th Results

03/03/06

1) The Great Delmonico defeated Curtis Masters with a rollup @ 6:08

2) Ripper Murdoch & Professor Midnight retained the Tag Team Championship by defeating the Midnight Riders @ 6:58.

3) Hunter Vargas won an 8-Man Elimination Gauntlet.  1st man in, last man out!

03/04/06

1) Curtis Masters def. The Great Delmonico @ 12:00 after interference from Scissorwolf, who hates Delmonico, and Barnaby Studwhistle, who attacked Scissorwolf out of spite!

2) Tag Team Champions Ripper Murdoch & Professor Midnight defeated T.J. Glory & Kangaroo Black when Midnight pinned Glory @ 14:22

3) Monte Altazzar defeated #1 Contender Hunter Vargas @ 7:17 to retain the Undisputed Hungarian Commonwealth People's Heavyweight Championship of the World.

4) Bronson Thunderhammer defeated "Iron Baron" Gustaf Von Klaus @ 4:58 with a shoulderbreaker.

5) Scissorwolf & Carl Stonewall finally met in the squared circle.  Scissorwolf dominated most of the match, winning with a headbutt off of the top rope @ 5:16.  After the match, Carl Stonewall shook Scissorwolf's hand, gave him a hug and declared him to be "the future of professional wrestling!"  What an honor.

more 03/04/06

1) Ripper Murdoch & Professor Midnight again sucessfully defended their Tag Titles, this time in a ladder match against T.J. Glory & Alvin Drysdale.

2) Zap Handelbarre lost to Monte Altazzar @ 9:48 in a non-title matchup.

3) Bronson Thunderhammer won a 32 man Battle Royale, with the final elimination, a pinfall, being Carl Stonewall!

4) Carl Stonewall requests just 15 minutes in the ring with Hungarian Champ Monte Altazzar... he does not want a shot at the title, he just wants to know if he still has it in him to go toe-to-toe with the Champ.  Altazzar says "Hell, I'll put the damn title on the line, but since you don't deserve it, I'll only give you 5 minutes in the ring with the Champ!"

5) Carl Stonewall makes Monte Altazzar tap out @ 4:11 to once again capture the Undisputed Hungarian Commonwealth People's Heavyweight Championship of the World.  What a night for Carl!  What a victory!  What a legend!

6) Carl Stonewall, being the man that he is, offered a title shot to the Scissorwolf.  Frank Stonewall was at ringside, and repeatedly struck Scissorwolf with his cane.  "Kingpin" Billy LaLonde rushed to ringside to try to even the odds for his friend the Scissorwolf, but it was too late, as Carl got the pinfall @ 7:16

7) Carl Stonewall then took the microphone, and amid the streamers and chanting fans, made a tearful farewell speech to the fans, stating that he would now retire as the Undisputed Hungarian Commonwealth People's Heavyweight Championship of the World, a title which he said was as dear to him as his beloved family and his fans. 

But Monte Altazzar wasn't having it.  He called Stonewall a liar, a cheat, a fraud and a charlatan, and demanded one more match, with Frank Stonewall barred from ringside!  If Altazzar wins, Carl must retire then and there - never to return to the ring!  But if Carl Stonewall wins, Altazzar must wear the Mr. Ass Pants & use the Mr. Ass music for one month!

8) Carl Stonewall makes Monte Altazzar tap out again @ 6:06 to remain the Undisputed Hungarian Commonwealth People's Heavyweight Championship of the World