DOUBLESHOT! Derby's Revenge + GOLARR!!!

07/13/06

"Kentucky" Jon Derby claims it was politics, not talent, which robbed him of the Hungarian Title.  He demands a rematch against the Prime Meridian.

1) Hunter Vargas defended his Globally Recognized Championship in a three-way dance against Manimal and Japanese Superstar "Wing" Wang Sim.  Vargas pinned Manimal @ 13:13 to retain the title.

2) Prime Meridian accepted Jon Derby's challenge.  Derby dominated the match and regained his Hungarian Title via pinfall @ 2:02

... suddenly, the area went pitch black.  A single spotlight illuminated the ring, and in a cloud of smoke GOLARR appeared!  Wherever Meridian goes, you can be sure GOLARR will soon follow, as they are like two sides of a two-headed coin!  GOLARR beat the shit out of both Prime Meridian and Jon Derby and claimed that he was the new # 1 contender!

3) Prime Meridian took on GOLARR to determine the actual #1 contender.  Just as GOLARR was about to make the pinfall, who should interfere but Monte Altazzar!  No one can be sure of Monte's intentions, as he attacked both men, but it seems as if he wants to say "I'm back!  And I want that Hungarian Title!"

4) The Globally Recognized Champion, Hunter Vargas, defended his title against "Wing" Wang Sim.  Vargas scored a pinfall @ 3:45, but just as the bell rang, Monte Altazzar again rushed the ring!  Altazzar once again attacked both men.  He grabbed the microphone and proclaimed "I'm back!  More god than man and more man than most!"

07/13/06

1) 4-Way Elimination Match to determine the #1 contender to the Hungarian Title:  GOLARR, Monte Altazzar, Prime Meridian and Chad Derdowski.

- Derdowski pinned Altazzar

- GOLARR made Meridian submit

- GOLARR pinned Derdowski

2) "Kentucky" Jon Derby and GOLARR go toe-to-toe in a 3 Stages of Hell match, Vietnamese rules!

- Hardcore Match: GOLARR dominated, but ultimately lost the match.  Monte Altazzar once again stormed the ring, this time with Billy LaLonde in tow!  They beat up both men.

- Standard rules: after 10:33 of nonstop action, GOLARR walked out as the NEW Undisputed Hungarian Commonwealth People's Heavyweight Champion of the World!

- Cage Match: Derby wins @ 7:09 to win the Hungarian Title for a third time!