05/22/06

1) Don "Full" Nelson lost his protege' status.  His mentor, "Kingpin" Bill LaLonde, turned his back on him, saying "I can help you no more - you have failed and disgraced me... I must now seek a new wrestler to pass my knowledge on to."  Who will that be?

2) "the Iron Baron" Gustaf Von Klaus made rookie sensation Terry Menard tap out with his Iron Claw @ 6:24.  Menard's undefeated streak ends tonight.  As usual, there is much speculation that Von Klaus' glove conceals a weapon, but since he has diplomatic immunity, the referees are forbidden to search him.

3) Hunter Vargas defeated the Manimal @ 3:46 to capture the Globally Recognized Championship, and once again prove that he is the "hunter", and Manimal is the prey.

4) "Kentucky" Jon Derby issues an open challenge... Kangaroo Black takes him up on the offer and attempts to win the Undisputed Hungarian Commonwealth People's Heavyweight Championship of the World, and get some measure of revenge for his loss of the Anti-Title last month.  He was unsuccessful though, as Derby scored a pinfall @ 5:49. 

Kangaroo Black claimed that his foot was on the ropes.