4/22 Results - the Todd's invade & a legend returns!
04/22/06
Newcomer Terry Menard prepares to wrestle his first match. He invokes the seldom used but legendary "bowl clause" and demands a shot at Monte Altazzar's Hungarian Title. Monte has no choice but to accept. Menard says "Win or lose, I'm here to make my presence felt in the VGWA. You'll never forget the name Terry Menard!"
1) Monte Altazzar got his ass kicked by Terry Menard! Being the devious champ that he is, he hit Menard with a steel chair in full view of the referee, thus getting himself disqualified. He walked away with the title, but he lost the respect of the fans.
2) "Kentucky" Jon Derby put the Anti-Title on the line in a three-way dance with "Iron Baron" Gustav Von Klaus and "the Saucebox" Michael P. Derby walked out with the victory and his title reign intact when he made the Saucebox tap @ 11:38
3) "Widowmaker" Mike Todd took on Hungarian Champ Monte Altazzar in a hardcore match. This brutal match ended with Altazzar pinning Todd @ 11:35
4) The Todd Family Invasion continued as EKT2K-666 took on Scissorwolf, Hunter Vargas and Tyler Shipley in an elimination match.
- Vargas got DQ'd @ 2:47
- EKT2K-666 pinned Tyler Shipley @ 18:32
- EKT2K-666 pinned Scissorwolf @ 20:58
5) Toddbot 2020 also invoked the "bowl clause" - he was programmed to win titles! Monte Altazzar shut down the mainframe of the Toddbot at the 3:04 mark to retain his Undisputed Hungarian Commonwealth People's Heavyweight Championship of the World.
6) Mike Todd & the Toddbot 2020 took on Monte Altazzar & Don "Full" Nelson in a Texas Tornado tag match. While the ref was distracted, Altazzar used a rag soaked in ether to make the Widowmaker woozy - Todd "tapped out" @ 16:22
7) "Kentucky" Jon Derby defeated The Magpie in a ladder match to retain the Anti-Title.
8) Monte Altazzar said that "Saucebox" Michael P could have a shot at the Hungarian Title if he could defeat Don "Full" Nelson... the Board of Directors, fed up with Altazzar's cheating ways, decided to assign a special guest referee... Carl Stonewall!
In a match that got the entire crowd on its feet, Michael P got what some might call a fast count on Don Nelson @ 7:57!
9) The Saucebox got his shot at the Hungarian Title... he was accompanied to the ring by Ghastly Carol. Longtime VGWA fans will remember that Michael P was married to Lisa Marie Stonewall. It appears he may be two-timing her! Carl Stonewall must be livid!
Altazzar scored a pinfall @ 5:51. After the match, Carl Stonewall ran to the ring and beat up Michael P.
10) "Kingpin" Billy LaLonde won a 4-Man elimination match against "Widowmaker" Mike Todd, the Manimal and "Polish Prince" Chad Derdowski.
11) In a rage, Carl Stonewall decided to step in the ring one more time to take on "Saucebox" Michael P. The Board of Directors assigned the fair and impartial Scissorwolf as the guest referee.
Stonewall got the pinfall @ 4:25. Some say it was a fast count, but the Scissorwolf runs alone, with only his pride and integrity by his side. He was appalled by the way that Michael P treated Lisa Marie Stonewall and had to take a stand. Scissorwolf says "I've always got your back, Carl."
12) In the Matchup of the New Millenium, Monte Altazzar once again defended his Hungarian Title, this time against the man Carl Stonewall called "The future of pro wrestling" - the Scissorwolf!
Monte got the pinfall @ 6:29.
13) In an even more amazing matchup, the Anti-Champion "Kentucky" Jon Derby put it all on the line, as did the Undisputed Hungarian Commonwealth People's Heavyweight Champion of the World Monte Altazzar... Jon Derby made Altazzar tap one second before the time limit ran out! New Champ! New Champ! New Champ!
(Altazzar claims he was reaching for the rope, not tapping) "Kentucky" Jon Derby has unified the Hungarian and Anti-Titles!
