*BATTLEBOWL* 1ST ROUND ANNOUNCEMENT

BATTLEBOWL RULES:

Four teams are randomly chosen.  They fight.  The winning teams advance to the two Battlebowl Battle Royales, where it is every man for himself.  The winners of each Battle Royale face each other in the Battlebowl finals, with the winner taking home $100,000 and a Battlebowl ring.

The 1st Round Matchups:

1) Monte Altazzar & Professor Midnight vs Scissorwolf & Bronson Thunderhammer

2) "Polish Prince" Chad Derdowski & "Kingpin" Billy LaLonde vs. Gustaf Von Klaus & Ripper Murdoch

3) "Kentucky" Jon Derby & Kangaroo Black vs. Manimal & Ianukka Wapanaya

4) Hunter Vargas & Frogman Ichihara vs. The Great Delmonico & T.J. Glory