04/09/06

1) The Wapanaya Bros, Ianukka & David, defeated Frogman Ichihara & Ulyssess Fullerton.  Ianukka pinned Fullerton @ 4:13.

2) The Great Delmonico won a 16-man Battle Royale.

3) Kangaroo Black shattered The Great Delmonico's championship dreams @ 2:07 in a steel cage matchup!  Black remains the Anti-Champion.

4) T.J. Glory took a whuppin from Bronson Thunderhammer, but ultimately defeated him thanks to timely interference from none other than Monte Altazzar, that schemin' son-of-a-bitch!  Glory got the pinfall @ 4:41

5) Scissorwolf, the man Carl Stonewall dubbed "The Future of Pro Wrestling", pinned "Polish Prince" Chad Derdowski with a top-rope splash after a grueling 9:40 match.

6) Hunter Vargas lost the Hungarian Title to Monte Altazzar @ 2:52!  Monte becomes a 3-time champion!  After the match, Altazzar ran down a list of the men he's defeated... Kingpin, Derdowski, the Millionaire, Jon Derby... he then called out "Widowmaker" Mike Todd, referring to Todd as "a big pussy".

7) Davey "Sweatpea" Jones won a battle royal

8) The Board of Directors told Ulysses Fullerton that if he could go 5 minutes with Ianukka Wapanaya without getting pinned, he could have a contract.  Fullerton lost @ 4:22.

9) Kangaroo Black put the Anti-Title on the line in a ladder match against Zap Handelbarre.  Black won after 20 long minutes!