If you feel that our culture is becoming to feminine here a few things to remind you why its so great to be a man


1. Our telephone conversations last maximum 30minute

2. The nude sheens on films always played by women yeahhhhhh baby!

3. You know how the car works

4. For a weeks vacations you only need one bag

5. Football on Sundays Gooooooo onnnnnnnnnnn!! (There is only one!! Alan Shearer http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Gym/9177/main.html)

6. The queue outside the toilets is 80% smaller than the one outside the ladies room

7. You can open jam jars yourself

8. You friends don’t criticise you if you put weight on

9. Your butt can never become the reason for the others to talk about (if it can mate then you have a problem)

10. All of your orgasms are real (Enjoy them)

11. You are not bothered if the toilet shit has a lid on

12. You don’t have to carry in your bag so many useless s**t

13. Your surname stays the same

14. At restaurants you eat all the food

15. You can have a shower and get ready in 10 minutes

16. Its not necessary to remember everyones birthday

17. You underwear still cost 5 pounds/dollars/euros for the package of 3

18. You don’t need to shave beneath your neck

19. If you are still not married at 34 no one is going to say anything to you (you are still a teenager)

20. Everything in your face looks natural including color

21. Chocolate its just a starter not a dessert

22. Someday you may become the president or the prime minister (Don’t get you hope so high man, you’ll never become a king)

23. You can always wear a white T-shirt in an aquarium

24. 3 pairs of shoes are more than enough

25. Foreplay is optional

26. You don’t need to tidy up your house every time someone is coming

27. At the car service center they always tell you the truth

28. You don’t care if no one paid attention to your hair cut

29. You can watch the tele with a friend in quiet without thinking if he is mad at you

30. You know at least ten ways of opening a bottle of beer

31. When you sit on a chair you don’t need to cross your legs

32. When your hair goes grey you get more attractive

33. Now one is looking at your boobs while you are talking

34. You can buy condoms and the person behind the counter would not imagine you naked

35. In a party if some one gets dressed up similar to you will be your best friend for the night

36. You burp freely

37. Your shoes never heart you

38. Even when we pee we aim, we set the target and we can be silent when we want to

39. The only biological clock that we know is the one that inform us that Champion league / SuperBall is on

40. When we are pissed of its not because of a general not defined biological and hormonical malfunction called “period”

41. Our wedding its not the best moment of our life/carrier.

42. As long as life exists on this planet there is always going to be a Janet, Mary, Lisa……… to become an alternative solution to our needs

43. And when this solution comes out in the open a scientifically proven excuse will justify our actions

44. We can always support the theory of the equality among the sexes since it doesn’t cost us anything. We all know that we invented foreplay and we named it BEER!!

45. There is nothing sick about two women having sex as long as they do it in front of us

46. The variety of car models and women models is big and keeps changing constantly.

47. A smart white shirt and a pair of smart shoes will always be enough

48. Its scientifically proven that people who connect visually with their private parts are more social and out going

49. We can have a moustache

50. Men’s magazines are more fun to watch

51. Our glorious entrance in the sex field does not include the following questions:
Does is heart?
Where do you heart?
Am I the right person?
Would you respect me in morning?
Are you going to regret this?
This is our question
Realy!, do we cares?

52. We don’t worry if we spill drink on us (we are wasted anyway to think)

53. A man can admit he was wrong. A woman she either had her period (common excuse), she lives in a male controlled society or her star sign was not favoring her at that time

54. Well yeah we don’t need to use a glass to drink water from the cold bottle which is in the fridge

55. We admit we have a price

56. Without man we wouldn’t have the chance to create and view the masterpiece of modern cinema “Deep Throat” (thank you).

57. It’s not a secret, yes, we masturbate

58. It’s healthier that our best friend is called booby and not diamond. Ours cost nothing compare to yours and we didn’t have to sleep with anyone to get it

59. Statistically, the analogy between men and women is 1/4. That means that we do have 3 more to choose from

60. We don’t need to talk all the time

61. In our trousers we hide a pure savage that as much as the rest of the world tries to civilize him it resists

62. When we say the f you word people know that we mean it

63. We can always use bad language no matter our social status and our titles

64. So if we don’t like you, tough s**t. We can always turn to good old ways

65. If things get tough for us, we can go to Tibet and become gurus or whatever

66. At the end of the day when you get disappointed you find comfort to your girl friends hugs. We do that as well

67. We get a job cause we worth it not because we wear a tiny skirt exposing everything

68. We do not sit in frond of the television watching soaps all day long

69. We like this number and often we stop so we can enjoy it


nice to see you all here