Harry McFehn's Ultra Doo-Dah Gala Spectacular

 

 

"Ladies and gentlemen,

Welcome to my show,"

Shouted Harry McFehn

Across the field of snow.

 

"I hope I'll entertain you

With the acts I have tonight,"

Shouted Harry McFehn

Though no one was in sight.

 

"Perhaps I will dazzle you,

Or strangle you all instead!"

And as McFehn ended thus,

He left and took a nap.