Fish Can Row a Boat, But They're Really Apathetic

 

 

Save a nectarine for me

so that no one may destroy my glee.

And keep it far from nature's harm.

I don't like eating Lucky Charm.

 

Your responsibilities are as follows.

No nectarines in woods or hollows

because that is where the critters dwell,

and fresh fruit won't survive there well.

 

Keep it with you at all times,

and don't confuse it with green limes.

Hide it in a steel toe boot

where careless hunters cannot shoot.

 

But the rule to follow above all:

Don't believe the white doves' call.

They're in league with some commie.

If you spot one, tell your dad.