- Quatre Winner's LP -
May I have your attention please? Will the real Quatre Winner please stand up? I repeat, will the real Quatre Winner please stand up? . . .We're gonna have a problem here . . ." Y'all act like you've never seen a blonde Arab before Jaws all on the floor like Relena when Heero just burst in the door and threatening to kill her worse than before but what she really wants is for him to give it to her on the floor Quatre didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. J said . . . nothing you idiots! Dr. J's dead! He's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) All the otaku girls love Shinigami (vocal turntable: chigga, chigga, chigga) "Duo Maxwell I'm sick of him. Look at him, walkin' around waving his beam scythe, flippin' that braid around." "Yeah but he's so cute though." Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose, but no worse than foolin' with test tubes in my parent's bedroom but can't but 'cause it's cool for Wufei to call everyone women My gundam's kickin' ass And if I'm lucky there might be some OZ bases for me to trash and that's the message Gundam Wing delivers to little kids And expect them not to know what the uncut version is Of course they're gonna know that people bleed By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Cartoon Network, don't they? We all fly big mechs around Well, only some of us Since some of us like self-destructing But if we can pilot mechs and self-detonate like idiots then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope Right Trowa? But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Heero wave your spandex shorts I'm Quatre Winner, yes I'm the real Quatre All you other Gundam Pilots are just imitators So won't the real Quatre Winner please stand up please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Quatre Winner, yes I'm the real Quatre All you other Gundam Pilots are just imitators So won't the real Quatre Winner please stand up, please stand up? well I do, so call me extra polite or something You think I give a damn about how I seem? It's nice to say you're sorry before sending people to Hell True, those other pilots need someone to tell them what to do So I could sit here next to Lt. Noin Lady Une better switch me seats so I could sit next to Treize Khushrenada and Zechs Merquise and hear them argue over Tallgeese II and Tallgeese III Hell, Sandrock would show those two who's best I should get Heero to sabotage both your suits And see what happens if they explode before they shoot Ahhh! I'm sick of all you non-anime shows, all you do is annoy me So Gundam Wing has been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who wear pink shirts like me, have a 29 sisters like me Walk, talk and fight like me Have Maganac Corps like me and it just might be the next best thing but not quite me! 'Cause I'm Quatre Winner, yes I'm the real Quatre All you other Gundam Pilots are just imitators So won't the real Quatre Winner please stand up please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Quatre Winner, yes I'm the real Quatre All you other Gundam Pilots are just imitators So won't the real Quatre Winner please stand up, please stand up? And every single person could be a Quatre Winner lurkin' Could be workin' at Sanc Kingdom, spittin on Relena's onion rings or flying around in the air in a mech screaming "We mustn't fight!" with his hatch open and his Zero System online So, will the real Quatre Winner please stand up? And put one of those fingers on each hand up? and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Quatre Winner, yes I'm the real Quatre All you other Gundam Pilots are just imitators So won't the real Quatre Winner please stand up please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Quatre Winner, yes I'm the real Quatre All you other Gundam Pilots are just imitators So won't the real Quatre Winner please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha! 'Guess there's a Quatre Winner in all of us... F--(Quatre doesn't say the Eff word! =P) it... Let's all stand up... |
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