Ashburn, VA (Oct. 7, 2003) The H_O_N_D_A Press has declared incumbent Gary Winklosky to be the landslide winner for the office of Susan's Husband. It is being reported that he secured his re-election on October 3rd when the Nicole voting block was secured. As opposed to the previous re-election in which Gary traversed a campaign trail across much of the country, this campaign centered in Virginia with brief stops in Maryland and New Jersey and, of course, a stop over in Hawaii where he and his campaign director, Katie Winklosky, tried to wine and dine Susan (without the wine actaully).

 One analyst credits Gary with being able to run on his record from the last four years. Years in which the family experienced rapid growth (doubling in size), major restructuring (now reside in Virginia), and an improved standard of living (big house).

 When Susan was asked about the election results she said, "Whatever." Another analyst noted that there was a dirty side to Gary's campaign as he was instrumental in getting Susan pregnant during the year which greatly contributed to the lack of opposition. "Susan's a great catch, indeed, a rare gem; but, realistically, who's going to run against the father of the baby she's caring?"

 Note: Success in this election again comes on the heels of news from Susan's sister, Diane. Four years ago it was the announcement that Gary would be losing his Favorite Son In Law status. This August Diane produced a grandson for the Ramsey O'Connors, stripping Gary of the grandchild monopoly he'd been enjoying.

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