Short Stories

_Java_Host> it's going to be a bumpy ride today...please keep a lid on your c(_) so we don't spill on the freshly cleaned carpet :)

+zen_d> rofl experiencing some turbulence java?

_Java_Host> *****the captain has turned on the fasten your seatbelt signs. please remain in your seats

Book_Lover_Host> lollol java

_Java_Host> please keep your seat belts fastened tightly, low across your lap

+zen_d> in the event of loss of room pressure and oxygen mask will drop from the ceiling

+GreyClouds_> lol java

XmasDiamonds> lol

_Java_Host> please stow your carry-on bags under the seat in front of you OR in an overhead bin

+GreyClouds_> and zen

Book_Lover_Host> ohhhhh don't give me so soon head's ache lol

+zen_d> the emergency exits are here <----- and here ----->

Book_Lover_Host> for understand all the words

+GreyClouds_> hahahaha

+zen_d> and clones?

XmasDiamonds> please be reminded that the nearest exit could be behind you

_Java_Host> i was gonna do that LOL

+GreyClouds_> yers?

+zen_d> if you are not strong enough to knock out the emergency exit doors...

Kevlar_III> java......just use "oxy clean"

+GreyClouds_> ha de ha

+zen_d> please exchange seats with another person now

_Java_Host> please count the seats to the nearest exits cuz when we crash the plane will be too dark and filled with smoke to see the exit signs or the floor runners

_Java_Host> rofl kev

Book_Lover_Host> lol lol

Kevlar_III> I tie a string to "exit"

_Java_Host> rofl

+zen_d> thank you for flying GWF airlines we hope you have a nice flight :)

_Java_Host> woooooooo hoooooooooooooooooo

Kevlar_III> that way i can find my way in the dark....it works at home

_Java_Host> brook is your captain today :)

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