Victoria and Eydie's Extended Happy Fun-Time Lunch
After spending all morning watching videos on the internet and dancing to Banarama's "Venus", Victoria and Eydie decide to go have some fun at the Marqe Entertainment Center.  They change their clothes (Victoria puts on her daisy dukes and flame-painted sneakers and Eydie puts on her Adidas) and let the winds of fortune carry them to wherever they may!
Victoria gives Eydie a real scare when she takes her hands off of the steering wheel while they were on the feeder.  Fortunately no lives were lost.
Victoria and Eydie wanted to go to Jillian's to play games and watch more videos but those sons of bitches were closed to a private party.  "Come back at 3:30" they said.  There was another place that had some crazy black-light mini putt putt golf course, but they weren't down with that.  They also had air hockey, so they played that instead.  Victoria had a great start, then Eydie started catching up, and then Victoria made a comeback and won the game, 7-4.  Ah, sweet victory for sweet Victoria.
After that, they went to Claire's.  There was lots of fake hair items there, as well as those "arm-warmers" like those rock stars on MTV wear.  Eydie purchased a small tiara to wear to the Quincenera poetry reading and also cherry earrings.  Boy, Claire's sure does sell a lot of junk!
Victoria poses by a beautiful palm tree that just happens to be growing inside of Big Island Tropical Grill.  Check out the drink!  They ordered Stripe-outs, which is layered strawberry daquiri and pina colada with a paper umbrella.  Eydie asked the waiter to please play some White Stripes for them to match their drinks but the "waiter" didn't "get it".
left: Eydie waiting for her lunch with drink in hand, while stopping to smell fake flowers.  right:  Shrimp skewers doused in butter!  Eydie sure did enjoy her lunch and out of the kindness of her heart, gave some shrimp to Victoria.
Here they are deciding who will pay the bill.  After Victoria beat Eydie at arm-wrestling (Eydie let her win), Eydie suggested that V tell the waiter that we would not pay for their lunch so that E could get a picture of his surprised face.  But then Victoria suggested that she should ask the waiter if he could take off the price of one of our drinks if she were to give him a blow job.  Imagine what the look of his face would have been if she actually said it, that would have made a great picture.  But Victoria wouldn't say it even after Eydie double-dog dared her.
Eydie's new cherry earrings!  After Eydie and Victoria returned to the office, Beck asked them if they had been drinking (they only had one drink each).  Then they ate a bunch of mints.
The End.
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