Give me a Wymmyn!
NO lying, cheating faking
But straight up
Let tidal waves of fate
(things being out of my control)
send me a regular solid good old
friend
That I can understand and have sex with
Stop.
My first girlfriend asks me what do I want. �You,� I lie. 3months later I tell another girlfriend �you� and 2 years later after that I snap and stop fucking around.
I want a man!
I want a man who can�t dance but does so anyway.
A man who gets excited in the blink of an eye and wears neon pink hats outside.
A man that makes me feel sleazy and cheap when I�m in bed next to him.
Two inches taller, boyish, someone I don�t have to sneak a peak at in the shower but lets me just stare, plays stand-up base, can instantly give orgasms.
I want a man who can be frank but still look me deep in the eyes.
A man who only asks for small favors and only does big ones without asking.
Broad shoulders, baggy clothes, soft hair, nice ass and a daily routine that requires it�
Give me a man!
I want a wymmyn!
Give me a wymmyn that cosmo says is fat.
A wymmyn that has never gambled, and is willing to arm-wrestle and do chin-ups.
I want a wymmyn with a shaved head and 1 (only one) tattoo.
Relaxed, but likes coffee, caring, but competitive.
A wymmyn that can jump high, likes hip-hop, can school me at basketball, has a cunt that just as hairy as her legs and gives money to people on the street.
Eats fish and doesn�t call herself vegetarian, laughs hysterically at porno, calls be bitch in bed, will go with me all the way into the mosh pit, tell me when I�m lying, can have orgasms instantly.
I want a wymmyn who can be frank but still look me deep in the eyes.
Starts food fights, fights a good fight and starts swinging when I say �hit me as hard as you can.�
Give me a wymmyn!