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Barry Woods: Here we are in Cozumel, Mexico, on the beach. We welcome you to GWA Payback!
King: Look at this crowd, they're excitied for the first time the GWA has come to Mexico!
BW: This should be a great night, it could be the most star-studded event the GWA has ever held.
King: And the first match, it's BK against Grave Master, all over spilled coffee.
BK's music plays, crowd cheers (To hear it, go to http://calypso.spaceports.com/~swalwwf/godfather2.rm
BW: And here comes BK, along with even more of Mexico's finest ladies!
King: Woohoo! What a great way to start off Payback! With the #0 Train!
Grave Master's music plays, crowd boos (To hear it, go to http://luna.spaceports.com/~wvowvm/njpw/chononwo.rm
BW: And Grave Master is coming to the ring, making his Payback debut.
King: But BK was in the main event at last year's Payback, he has more experience.
BW: Experience-wise in the GWA, BK has the advantage, but Grave Master is a lot bigger than BK.
King: That's true. Grave Master has entered the ring, and they circle eachother.
BW: And here we go, Grave Master with a clothesline knocking BK down!
King: BK gets back to his feet, and now some chops to Grave Master.
BW: But now Grave Master with some right hands to The Hardcore Icon.
King: He whips BK off the ropes, and a nice belly to belly suplex by Grave Master!
BW: Grave Master now covers.
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BW: BK got the shoulder up.
King: Grave Master is up, and wait, one of BK's ladies pulled on his foot.
BW: Grave Master goes to the outside, and the ladies are distracting him. 1
King: Enough time for BK to go off the ropes, Grave Master turns around, AHHHH!!!! 2
BW: BK flies through the ropes and hits a suicide dive on Grave Master! 3
King: Now BK gets Grave Master to his feet, and whips him into the steel steps. 4
BW: BK gets him back into the ring, and BK goes to the top rope.
King: Grave Master gets to his feet, and a missle dropkick to Grave Master!
BW: BK hooks the leg.
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BW: Grave Master kicked out just after two.
King: BK gets Grave Master to his feet, and now some right hands.
BW: BK whips Grave Master off the ropes, and Grave Master ducks under the clothesline!
King: BK turns around, Grave Master with a boot to the midsection, and a DDT!
BW: Grave Master gets to his feet, and he gets BK up as well.
King: Now Grave Master with a neckbreaker to The Hardcore Icon.
BW: Now Grave Master covers.
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BW: BK kicked out just before three.
King: Grave Master is taunting, and he turns around, BK with a flipping dropkick.
BW: Grave Master is momentarily down, and BK goes to the top rope!
King: Grave Master is up, BK flies, but Grave Master caught him.
BW: Powerslam to BK! Now Grave Master is signalling for D.O.A.!
King: He gets BK to his feet, AHHHH!!!! D.O.A.! D.O.A. to BK!
BW: I think this is over.
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BW: Grave Master has defeated BK here at Payback!
King: And up next we have Blue Dust and The Gold Meanie in the Cruiserweight Title Match.
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~On the beach, ringside~
BW: We're all looking forward to Slamfest next month in the GWA.
King: That's right, but right now we have a storied rivalry that could be settled tonight.
The Gold Meanie's music plays, crowd cheers (To hear it, go to http://venus.spaceports.com/~themez/themes/realaudio/wwf/blue_meanie.rm
BW: And here comes The Gold Meanie to the ring, on the beach of Cozumel, Mexico.
King: Once again, there is no way a 300 pound man should win the Cruiserweight Title.
Blue Dust's music plays, crowd boos (To hear it, go to http://venus.spaceports.com/~themez/themes/realaudio/wwf/goldust_5.rm
BW: Here comes the GWA Cruiserweight Champion, Blue Dust!
King: You have to admit, his career has taken off since ditching The Gold Meanie.
BW: It certainly has, but when you think about it, Blue Dust was jealous that The Gold Meanie was getting title shots and he won it.
King: But Blue Dust was the one that deserved the title shots. Oh wait, here we go!
BW: The Gold Meanie is going to work right away on his former tag team partner.
King: Look at this, The Gold Meanie is pummeling Blue Dust with right hands.
BW: He whips Blue Dust into the corner, and The Gold Meanie with a big jumping splash!
King: Now The Gold Meanie with a drop toe hold sending Blue Dust to the ground.
BW: The Gold Meanie covers.
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BW: Blue Dust got his foot on the rope.
King: Now Blue Dust trips up The Gold Meanie with a leg tackle.
BW: Blue Dust gets The Meanie to his feet, and now some chops.
King: They tie up, and now the Cruiserweight Champion with a snap suplex.
BW: Blue Dust is moving right along here as the gets The Meanie to his feet.
King: Now some more chops, a whip off the ropes, and The Gold Meanie is on the recieving end of a back elbow.
BW: Blue Dust tries for the pin.
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BW: The Gold Meanie kicks out.
King: The Gold Meanie gets to his feet by himself, and now he and Blue Dust tie up.
BW: Blue Dust with a rake of the eyes, and a whip off the ropes.
King: Here we go, reverse armbar takedow... NO! Gold Meanie goes behind and gives him a German Suplex!
BW: Blue Dust is down, Gold Meanie off the ropes, Big Leg Drop!
King: That could be all!
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King: Blue Dust somehow kicked out!
BW: The Gold Meanie is up, and wait, Blue Dust with a low blow!
King: The Gold Meanie is now down, and Blue Dust with some stomps.
BW: Blue Dust gets The Gold Meanie up, and he's signalling for The Duster!
King: He goes for it, and The Gold Meanie lands on his feet behind Blue Dust!
BW: Wait, Gold Thunder! Gold Thunder on the Cruiserweight Champion!
King: NO! The Gold Meanie could win!
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King: How in the #e!! is The Gold Meanie the GWA Cruiserweight Champion?
BW: He did it to get back at Blue Dust, and for his two little Meanies at home!
King: Well, maybe. Hey, what's this, we see Tha B.M.F. backstage.
~Backstage~
Tha B.M.F.: OK, I have my sledgehammer in the bag. Now to get ready for the match. (Bill Ingram walks into the room)
Bill Ingram: B.M.F., you know how we're innitiating Elias into The Triple Threat?
Tha B.M.F.: Yeah?
Bill Ingram: Well, how could he be in The Triple Threat if we already have three members?
Tha B.M.F.: Well, I don't know, we could be The Quadruple Threat or something. We'll think of something.
Bill Ingram: OK then.
~On the beach, ringside~
BW: The Quadruple Threat? That doesn't have too good of a ring to it.
King: Well, up now we have the European Title 2x4 Match!
Beach Dude's music plays, crowd boos (To hear it, go to http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Sideline/6875/bossman.ram
BW: And here comes Beach Dude, the "honorable" Commissioner.
King: He is honorable, you better show respect for him Barry.
Chainsaw's music plays, crowd cheers (To hear it, go to http://calypso.spaceports.com/~wwfenter/chainsawcharlie.rm
BW: And here comes Chainsaw, the GWA's Master of 2x4s.
King: He's even bringing one to the ring with Jack Blackman's name on it.
Jack Blackman's music plays, crowd boos (To hear it, go to http://calypso.spaceports.com/~wwfenter/chainsawcharlie.rm
BW: And here comes the GWA European Champion, Jack Blackman, favored to win because of Beach Dude being the referee.
King: How can you say that about the Commissioner? He'll call it down the middle.
BW: Something tells me that isn't true, King. Beach Dude and Blackman have seemed to have an alliance.
King: Well, here we go, Chainsaw and Jack Blackman are exchanging right hands.
BW: Look at these two go here, and you see Blackman take the advantage.
King: Jack Blackman hits a back suplex on Chainsaw in the middle of the ring.
BW: Now Blackman with some stomps to Chainsaw here, and he's going to the outside.
King: He's looking under the ring, he has a 2x4, and there's Chainsaw with a baseball slide.
BW: Chainsaw now goes to the outside, and some right hands. Look at this, Beach Dude is fast counting Chainsaw! 1 2
King: Chainsaw gets Blackman into the ring, but he better get back in. 3 4
BW: Chainsaw gets in the ring, and now he's arguing with Beach Dude.
King: That might not be smart. Blackman is up, he turns Chainsaw around, and now some right hands.
BW: He whips Chainsaw, Blackman telegraphed it, and Chainsaw with a boot to the face.
King: And that's followed up by a swinging neckbreaker, Chainsaw is coming back.
BW: Chainsaw picks up the "Blackman" 2x4, and Beach Dude is telling him to put it down.
King: Chainsaw, don't do anything stupid, AHHHH!!!! He just cracked it over Beach Dude's head!
BW: But there's Jack Blackman with a rising clothesline, and Chainsaw goes into the corner.
King: Blackman reaches to the outside, and he grabs his 2x4. Chainsaw gets out of the corner.
BW: And Jack Blackman snaps the 2x4 across the midsection of Chainsaw, but there isn't a referee!
King: Wait, here comes Gravedigger! He has a referee's shirt.
BW: Jack Blackman is wondering what is going on, and wait, Chainsaw is up.
King: He turns Jack Blackman around, and some right hands!
BW: Now a scoop slam to Jack Blackman, and Gravedigger is stomping him down!
King: That isn't fair, Beach Dude, get up! Disqualify Chainsaw!
BW: Chainsaw goes to the outside, he reaches under the ring, he has a 2x4!
King: Wait, Chainsaw is going to the top rope with it! Jack Blackman is getting back up!
BW: Blackman is up, Chainsaw jumps, THE CHAINSAW ON JACK BLACKMAN WITH THE 2X4! The 2x4 snapped right over Jack Blackman's head!
King: The bell has rung, and Chainsaw is the new European Champion!
BW: Wow, what a night so far! Next we have the Hardcore Title Match in the Lion's Den!
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~On the beach, ringside~
Maniak's music plays, crowd cheers (To hear it, go to http://calypso.spaceports.com/~wwfenter/christian.rm
King: And here comes former GWA Hardcore Champion, Maniak!
BW: He's entering The Lion's Den, which has plenty of weapons inside of it.
Tank's music plays, crowd cheers (To hear it, go to http://venus.spaceports.com/~themez/themes/realaudio/wwf/too_cool.rm
King: And now Tank is coming to The Lion's Den, this crowd is on it's feet!
BW: He became the first GWA Ruler of the Ring, and maybe he can become Hardcore Champion once again.
Rage's music plays, crowd is mixed
King: And Rage is making his way to The Lion's Den. He is the GWA Hardcore Champion.
BW: There are plenty of weapons to their disposal inside of this Lion's Den.
King: And here we go, Rage and Maniak are exchanging hard right hands.
BW: Rage takes advantage and whips Maniak into the hard steel caging.
King: Rage turns around, and Tank meets him with a steel chair!
BW: Maniak stayed on his feet, and now Tank hits him with the steel chair!
King: Rage his back up, Tank gets the chair ready, and Rage hits the steel chair into his face!
BW: But there's Maniak with a clothesline to the Hardcore Champion!
King: Maniak now covers.
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King: Tank broke the count.
BW: Now Maniak takes the advantage over Tank, and he gives Tank a dropkick.
King: Tank staggers, Maniak picks up a bedpan, and he hits Tank with it!
BW: Tank is down, and now Rage from behind on Maniak, back drop right on that steel chair!
King: Rage now makes the cover.
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King: Wait, Y-Pac got into The Lion's Den and broke the count.
BW: Tank is back up, and Y-Pac is going to work on Rage.
King: Spinning heel kick to the Hardcore Champion, and now the cover.
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BW: Tank quickly broke the three count, and he gets Y-Pac to his feet.
King: Wait, Tank sent Y-Pac right through the door of The Lion's Den!
BW: But wait, Maniak has a kindo stick in hand, Tank turns around...
King: Kindo stick to the midsection of Tank! But wait, Rage is waiting with a stop sign!
BW: Maniak now turns around, and Rage hits him with the stop sign!
King: Maniak just got clocked, and now Rage covers!
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King: Maniak got the shoulder up.
BW: Rage is the only one in The Lion's Den up, and wait, who's that on top of The Lion's Den?
King: That's BK, he's laying on top, looking in, and wait, did I just hear a snap?
BW: The Lion's Den snapped from under BK! He fell to the inside, on top of Rage!
King: BK covers.
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King: Tank again broke up the count.
BW: He now gets BK up, and throws him through the cell door.
King: Tank now turns around, and he just decides to cover Rage!
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King: Rage got the shoulder up.
BW: Tank now stomps at Rage, and Maniak is back up.
King: Maniak with a roll up.
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King: Tank kicked out before three.
BW: Now Maniak gets Tank up, and some right hands to Tank!
King: Tank blocks, and wait, Kamakazi Kick to Maniak!
BW: Maniak is down, maybe for good, and wait, Rage from behind with a ball bat!
King: He gets Tank to his feet now, and wait, The Outrage on Tank!
BW: This is over!
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BW: Rage is still the GWA Hardcore Champion!
King: But coming up next we have Death Knight and Warrior against Bill Ingram and Ryan Elias!
BW: This has been one of the most storied rivalries in the GWA to date.
King: Not exactly the guys you would expect to team up, but let's get to it.
Death Knight comes out, crowd cheers. (To hear his music go here: http://venus.spaceports.com/%7Ethemez/themes/realaudio/wwf/acolytes_3.rm
BW: Here comes Death Knight who has the full approval of the fans here at Playa Sol in Cozumel.
King: What a night we've had so far and now even more action is about to take place.
Warrior comes out, crowd cheers. (To hear his music go here; http://venus.spaceports.com/~themez/themes/realaudio/wwf/mideon.rm
BW: Here comes Warrior who is coming out to team up with Death Knight.
King: This should be an interesting partnership. I wonder how well they'll work as a team.
Ryan Elias and Bill Ingram come out, crowd boos. (To hear their music go here; http://members.xoom.com/splauche/splauche2/degenerationx.rm
King: This is also a very interesting combonation that we're looking at here tonight.
BW: Ryan Elias is coming out with Bill Ingram but Elias is not officially part of The Triple Threat.
King: It'll be Ryan Elias and Death Knight facing off to start the match.
BW: This should be familiar from around maybe October when Death Knight faced Elias.
King: Death Knight will start off with right hands against Ryan Elias.
BW: Elias is more of a finess wrestler so if Death Knight overpowers Elias here it will give his team an advantage.
King: Elias is down and Death Knight is off the ropes but he comes up empty on an elbow drop.
BW: Elias is moving quickly off the ropes and hits a clothesline on Death Knight as he gets up.
King: Elias makes a quick tag to Ingram and Ingram goes to work with stomps on Death Knight.
BW: Death Knight is up and reverses the whip from Ingram. Ingram goes into the corner.
King: Knight begins to stomp on Ingram and makes the tag to Warrior. The double team!
BW: Elias is trying to get in but the referee is stopping him. Elias is still trying.
King: While that is going on Death Knight and Warrior both give Bill Ingram a double vertical suplex.
BW: Death Knight goes back to the corner and Warrior goest for the pin on Ingram.
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King: Bill Ingram gets the shoulder up. I guess there just wasn't enough punishment.
BW: Warrior and Ingram are now going at it with some right hands and Ingram gets the advantage and knocks down Warrior.
King: Elias is on the top rope. What is he doing there? Get down!
BW: Warrior is still down and Ingram tags in Ryan Elias. Elias goes flying!
King: Massive leg drop from the top rope down on Warrior! What a risk!
BW: That might be all and Ryan Elias is going for the pin.
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King: Death Knight breaks up the count and here comes Bill Ingram.
BW: Ingram and Knight are going at it here. Ingram clotheslines Death Knight over the top rope.
King: The momentum sends Ingram over the top rope, also! AHHH! He almost landed in my lap!
BW: Warrior and Ryan Elias are in the ring and Elias hits a drop toe hold on Warrior!
King: Ingram and Death Knight are on the outside and still down.
BW: Ryan Elias stands Warrior on his feet. Twist of Fate on Warrior! Ingram is up on the outside!
King: Death Knight is still down. Ingram is stomping away. Elias on the top rope! Swanton Bomb onto Warrior. The pin!
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BW: Ryan Elias come up with a great victory but to the dislike of the fans.
King: Here come Tha B.M.F. and EZ-Punk but Bill Ingram has a mic in his hand and is in the ring.
Bill Ingram: Ryan. You won the match. I think you deserve this. You are now in The Triple Threat.
Ryan Elias: Hold on. That wouldn't make sense if there were four people in The Triple Threat. So it looks as if you have to go!
King: AHHH!!! Ryan Elias with a Twist of Fate on Bill Ingram and Elias is getting some huge heat.
BW: Ingram helped him win the match! I don't believe this! That Tag Team Battle Royal is next! My God!
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~On the beach, ringside~
Too Phat's music plays, crowd cheers (To hear it, go to http://calypso.spaceports.com/~takerwwf/toocool4th.rm
King: And here come Too Phat, with a chance to become four time GWA Tag Team Champions tonight!
BW: They're gonna have to get through three other tough teams to do it.
Chazz and Death's music plays, crowd cheers (To hear it, go to http://venus.spaceports.com/~themez/themes/realaudio/wwf/chaz.rm
King: And here come Chazz and Death, who lost the Tag Team Titles to Zombie and Eclipse last week.
BW: Well, now they have a chance to regain them tonight.
The VTC's music plays, crowd boos (To hear it, go to http://luna.spaceports.com/~wvowvm/wwfrtc.rm
King: And here come Pat Buchanan and The Goodman, part of The VTC.
BW: They're looking to gain the Tag Team Championships for a second time.
Zombie and Eclipse's music plays, crowd boos (To hear it, go to http://www.angelfire.com/music2/ryszone/MI3.ram
King: And here come Zombie and Eclipse, the GWA Tag Team Champions!
BW: They could be the next great team here in the GWA, already capturing Tag Team Gold.
King: They slide into the ring, and here we go, all eight men are brawling!
BW: Zombie and Eclipse are taking on Chazz and Death, and we see Too Phat and The VTC going at it.
King: Death is down, and we see Zombie and Eclipse send Chazz off the ropes.
BW: A double arm drag to the former Hardcore and Tag Team Champion.
King: But on the other side of the ring, you see Bear taking on Pat Buchanan well.
BW: Bear with some overhand chops to Pat Buchanan, and now a whip.
King: Buchanan reverses, and now a karate kick sending Bear to the apron!
BW: And a big haymaker knocking Bear off the apron! Bear can't believe it!
King: But there's Potato Man from behind on Pat Buchanan with a double ax handle!
BW: Meanwhile, Chazz is being stomped by Zombie and Eclipse, and there's Death from behind!
King: Death and Eclipse are exchanging right hands here, and Death takes the advantage.
BW: Now Eclipse blocks a punch, and some right hands to Death.
King: Death ducks under a right hand, and now a clothesline!
BW: Wait, Eclipse went right over the top rope! We're down to six in this thing!
King: Pat Buchanan is down in the corner, and Potato Man is currently taking on The Goodman.
BW: These two are exchanging punches here, it's intense between these two.
King: Potato Man takes the advantage, and he sends The Goodman off the ropes.
BW: Potato Man scoops up The Goodman, and wait, he threw him over the top rope!
King: We are suddenly down to five men in this Tag Team Battle Royal, with Chazz and Death the only full team remaining.
BW: You see Pat Buchanan out of the corner with a clothesline to Potato Man! And now Buchanan is stomping away at The Phat Man.
King: But you see Death holding back Zombie, Chazz runs off the ropes, AHHHH!!!!
BW: Chazz missed Zombie and hit Death with a dropkick! Death got knocked down!
King: Now Zombie with some right hands to Chazz, and a vertical suplex!
BW: Zombie now gets Death to his feet, and now a clothesline over the top rope!
King: We're down to four men, with one participant from each team remaining!
BW: Now you see Pat Buchanan and Zombie stomping away at Potato Man.
King: Chazz from behind with a bulldog on Zombie! And now Chazz goes to work on Pat Buchanan!
BW: Pat Buchanan though with a big right hand knocking Chazz down, and Potato Man is back up!
King: He hits Buchanan into the corner, and wait, now he turns around and lifts Zombie!
BW: And you see Pat Buchanan from behind with a chop block save!
King: Pat Buchanan now gets Potato to his feet, and a whip.
BW: A crescent kick to Potato Man! Potato Man went over the top rope!
King: Now Pat Buchanan is taking a breather, and wait, Zombie and Chazz are both up.
BW: Buchanan turns around, and wait, Chazz and Zombie with a double clothesline sending Pat Buchanan up and over the top rope!
King: But that leaves no one but Zombie and Chazz now! And look at these two go!
BW: They're exchanging hard right hands here, and Chazz takes the advantage!
King: Chazz whips him off the ropes, and he lifts Zombie up for the Chazzer!
BW: Zombie got down from it! Now some punches, and he whips Chazz!
King: He lifts Chazz, and wait, Cadaver Slammer on Chazz! Cadaver Slammer!
BW: Zombie gets Chazz to his feet, and he throws him out of the ring!
King: Zombie and Eclipse are still the GWA Tag Team Champions!
BW: What a night so far! We have the Intercontinental Title Match next!
~Backstage~
Legion: Wow, that was nuts. Well, now time to bring even more gold to The Vester Lectum.
~On the beach, ringside~
Mix 'n Match's music plays, crowd cheers (To hear it, go to http://venus.spaceports.com/~themez/themes/realaudio/wwf/oddities_3.rm
King: And here comes Mix 'n Match, onto Playa Sol in Cozumel, Mexico!
BW: Mix 'n Match has hopes of winning this match, and the Intercontinental Title tonight King.
Weapon X's music plays, crowd cheers
King: And here comes a former Intercontinental Champion, Weapon X.
BW: Weapon X rejected an offer to join The VTC on Rage.
Legion's music plays, crowd is mixed (To hear it, go to http://www.angelfire.com/ma3/music66/Cannibal/4.ram
King: And here comes Legion, hoping to gain his first GWA Title here tonight.
BW: All four of these competitors have the heart to win this match.
Mr. Val's music plays, crowd boos (To hear it, go to http://luna.spaceports.com/~wvowvm/wwfrtc.rm
King: And here comes the current Intercontinental Champion, Mr. Val.
BW: This crowd is booing him almost out of Mexico, King.
King: Here we go, Mix 'n Match and Weapon X are going at it here.
BW: And we see Legion and Mr. Val exchanging hard punches here.
King: Legion takes advantage, and a short arm clothesline to Mr. Val!
BW: And wait, there's Weapon X with a pump kick to the member of The Vester Lectum!
King: But now you see Mix 'n Match from behind with an ax handle.
BW: Now some chops to Weapon X, and a scoop slam to the former GWA Champion!
King: Mix 'n Match pins his former GWA Co-Champion!
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King: Legion broke up the count.
BW: Legion now stomps Mix 'n Match out of the ring, and Mr. Val is back up.
King: Mr. Val now with some chops to Legion, and a whip off the ropes.
BW: A falling suplex to Legion here, and all of a sudden, Weapon X is back up.
King: He goes for a Superkick, Mr. Val ducked, and now an atomic drop!
BW: Mr. Val hooks the leg.
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BW: Weapon X kicked out, and wait, what's Mix doing on the top rope?
King: Mr. Val gets up, and Mix 'n Match with a cross body on the Intercontinental Champion!
BW: Mix gets up, and there's Legion with a clothesline!
King: Mix gets back up, and a back body flip on the former GWA Champion!
BW: Weapon X gets up, and Legion throws him out of the ring!
King: Now Legion pins Mix.
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King: Mr. Val broke up the count.
BW: And now Mr. Val gets Legion to his feet, and a boot, and a DDT!
King: There's Weapon X, and he and Mr. Val are exchanging right hands!
BW: Mr. Val with a roundhouse kick to Weapon X, and Mix gets up.
King: Spinebuster to Mix 'n Match, and Legion is up.
BW: Mr. Val turns around, and now a Fisherman's Suplex to Legion!
King: It goes into the cover.
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King: Weapon X broke up the count, and now some punches to Mr. Val!
BW: Weapon X takes a huge advantage, and he Superkicks Mr. Val over the top rope!
King: He's by the corner, Mix is waiting, a boot, and the Driving DDT to Weapon X!
BW: Mix 'n Match is back turned to Legion, Mix turns around, OH MY!
King: Legion now with The Perfect DDT! Perfect DDT to the love brownie eater!
BW: This is over!
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BW: And these four beat the #e!! out of eachother, but Legion is the new Intercontinental Champion!
King: And our next match is the street fight between Boomer and Skitzo!
~Promotion for the match~
Announcer: Two men looking for revenge. One a radical employee, the other, the owner of the GWA. Who will have the final say at Payback?
~On the beach, ringside~
Boomer's music plays, crowd boos (To hear it, go to http://venus.spaceports.com/~themez/themes/realaudio/wwf/corporate_ministry.rm
BW: And here comes the owner of the GWA, Boomer, coming to the ring for this street fight match.
King: This is it, he's finally gonna put Skitzo in line Barry!
Skitzo's music plays, crowd cheers
BW: And here comes Skitzo, who will have a GWA Title shot if he can beat Boomer.
King: That's easier said than done, besides, Boomer has way more experience, which he says is important.
BW: But will it prove to be important in this match, we're about to find out.
King: Here we go! Boomer and Skitzo are exchanging hard right hands here.
BW: Both of these men want to rip into eachother. I'd say they'd tear the roof off the place if we weren't on the beach.
King: Skitzo gets the first advantage of the match, he whips Boomer, Boomer reverses.
BW: Boomer with a shoulder block getting Skitzo down, and now Boomer runs off the ropes.
King: He misses the knee drop, and now Skitzo with a jumping fist drop.
BW: Skitzo now covers Boomer!
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BW: Boomer kicked out at two.
King: Skitzo now has Boomer to one knee, and Boomer with a spinning heel kick from one knee!
BW: Now you see Boomer fighting back with some punches, and he throws Skitzo through the ropes.
King: Now Boomer runs off the ropes, Skitzo is up on the outside, AHHHH!!!!
BW: Huge clothesline from the inside of the ring to the outside on Skitzo!
King: Boomer got some wind taken out of him, but he covers Skitzo.
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BW: And Skitzo gets the shoulder up. Now what's Boomer doing with the steel stairs?
King: He's waiting for Skitzo to get up. Skitzo is up, and Boomer hit him with the stairs!
BW: Boomer is waiting for Skitzo to get up again. Skitzo slowly gets to his feet.
King: Boomer goes to hit him with the stairs again, AHHHH!!!! Skitzo just shoved the steps into Boomer's face!
BW: Skitzo gets Boomer to his feet, and gets the GWA owner back in the ring.
King: Skitzo pulls out a garbage can from under the ring, and he brings it into the ring.
BW: Boomer is staggering on his feet, and Skitzo clocks him with the garbage can!
King: Boomer is down, Skitzo hooks the leg!
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King: Boomer was able to kick out before three.
BW: Now Skitzo goes to the outside with Boomer still down.
King: Wait, Skitzo is getting a table from under the ring and bringing it in the ring.
BW: He should hurry, Boomer is getting up while he's setting it up.
King: Skitzo turns around, and Boomer meets him with some hard right hands.
BW: Boomer now with a boot to the midsection, and a side swinging DDT!
King: The owner of the GWA is signalling for the Tombstone Slam!
BW: He gets Skitzo up, he lifts him up, TOMBSTONE SLAM THROUGH THE TABLE!
King: Oh well, I think this is over!
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King: Wait, somehow Skitzo kicked out!
BW: Boomer took that hard kneepad off of his knee, he's gonna use it as a weapon.
King: Skitzo gets up, and he ducks under the kneepad, wait, AHHHH!!!!
BW: Skitzo just pulled that lead pipe out of his pocket and hit Boomer with it!
King: Both of them are busted open, this has been one intense battle. 1
BW: They both have to get up, you see Skitzo stirring a little. 2
King: Skitzo is trying to reach for the ropes to get himself up. 3
BW: Skitzo is on his feet, and he gets Boomer to his feet!
King: Wait, Skitzo whips off the ropes, a boot to the midsection.
BW: He lifts him into the air, OH MY! SIDE SPLITTER!
King: This is gonna be a huge upset!
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King: Skitzo has beaten Boomer! How did he do it?
BW: That was a huge brawl! Both of them gave it all they had!
King: Right now we have Kevin Smelly standing by backstage with Bezerker.
~Backstage~
Kevin Smelly: Bezerker, you are now just moments away from what could be the last match of your GWA career. What are your thoughts going into this match?
Bezerker: What could be my last match, Smelly? Kevin Smelly, it will not be my last match. After all of the accomplishments, after everything I've done, becoming European, Intercontinental, and GWA World Champion, you think I'm gonna let it end? No, it just won't happen! (Crowd cheers) Once I step into the ring with Tha S.M.F., there will be nothing stopping Doomsday. Because as sure as I am the GWA Champion, as sure as Richard Stevens is in a Mental Hospital, and as sure as you have Montezuma's Revenge, Kevin Smelly, (Crowd cheers) Tha S.M.F. is going to be finished with one final Doomsday! (Crowd cheers)
~On the beach, ringside~
BW: That match is coming up momentarily. Tha B.M.F. and Bezerker will face off for one final time.
King: Someone's career is gonna be ended, and I have a feeling it won't be Tha B.M.F.'s
Tha B.M.F.'s music plays, crowd boos (To hear it, go to http://luna.spaceports.com/~wvowvm/wwftriplehmotorhead.rm
BW: And here comes Tha B.M.F., with the ultimate oppritunity in the GWA.
King: He has deserved a shot at the GWA Title, and now, it's win it or go home.
Bezerker's music plays, crowd cheers (To hear it, go to http://venus.spaceports.com/~themez/themes/realaudio/wwf/d-lo_4.rm
BW: And now the crowd is on it's feet for the GWA Champion, Bezerker.
King: I have a feeling that that could have been the last time he walks down a GWA ramp.
BW: He gets into the ring, and here we go! Tha B.M.F. goes to work on Bezerker with some overhand chops!
King: Bezerker blocks, and now the two are exchanging right hands.
BW: Tha B.M.F. takes advantage, and he whips Bezerker off the ropes.
King: Now Tha B.M.F. serves up a big clothesline to the GWA Champion!
BW: Bezerker gets up, wait, it looks like Tha B.M.F. is already looking to end this.
King: He isn't even close, Bezerker reversed #e!! on Earth into a vertical suplex!
BW: Now Bezerker is up, and he's stomping away at Tha B.M.F.
King: Bezerker runs off the ropes, and an elbow drop to Tha B.M.F.
BW: But Bezerker is now up, stalking, Tha B.M.F. gets up.
King: Bezerker's going for Doomsday, but Tha B.M.F. with an elbow to the temple.
BW: Now Tha B.M.F. with some more punches to Bezerker, and a whip.
King: Tha B.M.F. catches Bezerker, and a swinging neckbreaker to the GWA Champion!
BW: Tha B.M.F. now gets Bezerker to his feet, and whips the GWA Champion into the corner.
King: Now Tha B.M.F. with a charging knee to Bezerker, and he whips Bezerker into the opposite corner.
BW: Tha B.M.F. with another charging knee to Bezerker. Now a whip back into the first corner.
King: He's setting Bezerker up on the top rope, wait, is he gonna try #e!! on Earth from the top rope.
BW: It looks that way, and Bezerker with some shots to the midsection, and a big right hand to the face knocking Tha B.M.F. to the ground!
King: Bezerker now stands on the top rope, Tha B.M.F. is down, NO! AHHHH!!!!
BW: A big elbow drop to Tha B.M.F. from the top rope! Bezerker could be down for a few seconds.
King: Both of these men are down, but what happens if this is a draw? 1
BW: Well, I guess they both stay in the GWA, and there wouldn't be a title change. 2
King: I don't think that'll happen, they're both stirring here. 3
BW: You see Tha B.M.F. still stirring while Bezerker gets to one knee. 4
King: Wait, the Champion is up, Tha B.M.F. is up, and now these two are again exchanging right hands!
BW: Bezerker takes the advantage, a whip off the ropes, and a nice belly to back suplex!
King: Bezerker gets Tha B.M.F. back to his feet, and some more right hands!
BW: And that's followed by a suplex, but wait, Tha B.M.F. reverses it into a vertical suplex!
King: Tha B.M.F. is now fighting back, as he gets up and stomps the GWA Champion!
BW: Now Tha B.M.F. gets Bezerker up, and now some hook punches to the GWA Champion.
King: Tha B.M.F. whips him, now a boot, and a nice rollover DDT on Bezerker!
BW: Bezerker gets to the ropes, and what's this? Tha B.M.F. is choking Bezerker on the ropes!
King: The referee is trying to break it up, and Tha B.M.F. just shoved him down!
BW: Tha B.M.F. is getting ready for #e!! on Earth to Bezerker, and wait, Destroyer is coming down the ramp!
King: Tha B.M.F. is getting to his feet, and Destroyer is going into Tha B.M.F.'s gym bag that he has at ringside.
BW: He pulled out the sledgehammer, Tha B.M.F. is about to go for #e!! on Earth, and Destroyer with a chop block with the sledgehammer!
King: Why did Latino Heat do that? I think Tha B.M.F. is hurt.
BW: Destroyer is waking up the referee as Tha B.M.F. slowly gets up.
King: Tha B.M.F. is yelling to Destroyer, wait, Bezerker turns him around, AHHHH!!!!
BW: Doomsday! And the referee was up to see it! Bezerker is still the GWA Champion!
King: Latino Heat just cost Tha B.M.F. his career! All Tha B.M.F. did was take out Destroyer's knee!
BW: And Destroyer did the same, except the consequences were a lot greater for Tha B.M.F.! It proves that Payback is a b!t(h!
King: Wow, what a night! We still have the main event to go here!
~Promotion~
Two men consumed by hate. One filled with jealousy, the other filled with revenge, something has got to give!
~On the beach, ringside~
BW: That's a great way to describe the intensity of this match that's about to happen between EZ-Punk and Nemisis!
King: It sure is Barry! I just wonder who's gonna be the Last Man Standing!
Nemisis' music plays, crowd cheers (To hear it, go to http://venus.spaceports.com/~themez/themes/realaudio/wwf/lod_2000.rm
BW: And here comes Nemisis, a former Specialty Match Champion in his own right.
King: Tonight he gets a chance to regain it, and a chance for revenge.
EZ-Punk's music plays, crowd boos (To hear it, go to http://calypso.spaceports.com/~takerwwf/undertakerdeanman.rm
BW: And the crowd is awaiting the arrival of the Specialty Match Champion! Here comes EZ-Punk!
King: Anything goes in this match, it's Last Man Standing for the Specialty Match Championship.
BW: EZ-Punk is coming to the ring, and look at the staredown between these two.
King: You see EZ-Punk in the ring now, and he and Nemisis are circling eachother.
BW: Here we go, they tie up, and now some intense back and forth punches starting us off.
King: There is no way to describe the hatred these two have for eachother, and they used to be friends.
BW: You see EZ-Punk take advantage with a couple knees to the midsection, and a short arm clothesline!
King: Nemisis now gets back to his feet, and EZ-Punk with some punches.
BW: EZ-Punk with a boot, Nemisis catches the foot, and an enziguri to Nemisis.
King: EZ-Punk goes to the outside while Nemisis is down. 1
BW: EZ-Punk is reaching under the ring, and he pulls out a broom. 2
King: Nemisis is up, and a baseball slide to the outside on EZ-Punk!
BW: Now Nemisis steps to the outside, and some punches to EZ-Punk.
King: Now a whip into the crowd barracade by the former Specialty Match Champion.
BW: Nemisis runs, and a dropkick sends EZ-Punk up and into the crowd!
King: EZ-Punk is down, and Nemisis is taunting him while he's down! 1
BW: Wait, now Nemisis is gonna go to the top of the barracade! 2
King: I don't like the looks of this. He's on top of the crowd barracade! 3
BW: EZ-Punk is up, Nemisis jumps, and wait, EZ-Punk grabbed a spare metal crowd barracade and put it right in Nemisis' way!
King: Nemisis is down, and EZ-Punk gets him to his feet, and throws Nemisis back to ringside.
BW: Nemisis slowly gets to his feet, and now these two are working their way over here.
King: EZ-Punk with some right hands to Nemisis, he whips, Nemisis reverses.
BW: EZ-Punk went right into the steel ringpost, and now Nemisis is taking a breather. 1
King: EZ-Punk now gets to his feet, and Nemisis goes for the whip, but this time EZ-Punk reverses.
BW: EZ-Punk sent Nemisis right onto our announce table, and now EZ-Punk is going to the top of the table with Nemisis. 1
King: Nemisis gets up, and now EZ-Punk with some right hands.
BW: EZ-Punk lifts Nemisis, OH MY GOD! Front suplex right through our table!
King: EZ-Punk, get him out of here, hey, what are you doing? AHHHH!!!! 1
BW: Electric Stunner to King through the Spanish Announce Table! 2
Joey Styles: I was here in the front row, and now it looks as if everyone is down. Nemisis, EZ-Punk, and even King! 3
BW: Nemisis is stirring though, trying to get to his feet after being put through our table. 4
JS: Nemisis is up, and now he's taunting some more while he has the chance. 5
BW: He gets EZ-Punk up, and now some right hands to the Specialty Match Champion.
JS: Nemisis rams EZ-Punk's head into the crowd barracade here, and now a side suplex to EZ-Punk!
BW: Nemisis is again taunting, but that's giving EZ-Punk time to get recoordinated. 1
JS: EZ-Punk is on one knee, and he pulled the ring bell off of the timekeeper's table! 2
BW: Nemisis turns around, and EZ-Punk clocks him with the ring bell!
JS: EZ-Punk is taking a breather, and he just kicked our timekeeper out of his chair! 1
BW: EZ-Punk is just sitting in the timekeeper's chair while Nemisis is down. 2
JS: If Nemisis gets back up that could prove to be a mistake on EZ-Punk's part. 3
BW: EZ-Punk gets up now, and he folds up the steel chair. 4
JS: He's now waiting for Nemisis to get up here, and Nemisis is already at one knee. 5
BW: Nemisis is up, EZ-Punk runs at him, and Nemisis with an elbow smash sending the chair right in EZ-Punk's face!
JS: Now both Nemisis and EZ-Punk are down outside by us. 1
BW: This match has taken a lot out of both men, but who will come out on top? 2
JS: You see Nemisis now stirring, and he's getting to his feet. 3
BW: Nemisis is up, and he gets EZ-Punk to his feet, and gets him back into the ring.
JS: Nemisis came by us, and he grabbed the Specialty Match Title Belt!
BW: Nemisis gets into the ring, EZ-Punk gets up, and EZ-Punk gets clocked by his own belt!
JS: Wait, now what's Nemisis doing? He's locking in Lights Out on the Specialty Match Champion!
BW: EZ-Punk is trying to fight his way out of it, but can he do it?
JS: This is one of the only submissions someone can win by in a Last Man Standing Match.
BW: Nemisis has had that locked in for a while, and now the referee will drop the arm of EZ-Punk. 1
JS: EZ-Punk has to fight out of this if he is going to win this matchup. 2
BW: The ref is gonna drop the arm again, and wait, EZ-Punk is fighting back with some elbows to the midsection.
JS: EZ-Punk now runs off the ropes, and a clothesline knocking Nemisis down!
BW: Nemisis gets back up, look at the intensity! EZ-Punk runs off the ropes again!
JS: Wait, Nemisis caught him, DEAD AIR! DEAD AIR ON THE SPECIALTY MATCH CHAMPION!
BW: That took a lot out of Nemisis, understandably, as he is down too. 1
JS: These two have been giving it all they have during this whole match. 2
BW: And it's all because of EZ-Punk costing Nemisis the GWA Championship at Wrestlefest last month. 3
JS: Neither one of these two has moved since the Dead Air by Nemisis. 4
BW: I think this match could very well end up in a draw. 5
JS: But there you see Nemisis starting to stir, and EZ-Punk moved his arm. 6
BW: Nemisis tries pulling himself to his feet, but he falls back down. 7
JS: These two have worn eachother out, and you can see that as Nemisis tries to get up once more. 8
BW: Still, neither one of them is up, and it's almost the ten count. 9
JS: Wait, Nemisis is up! And EZ-Punk... can't get up before the count of ten! 10
BW: Nemisis is once again the GWA Specialty Match Champion! And after that, either one of them deserved to win!
JS: What a night we've had here in Cozumel, in fact, what a week we've had in Cozumel! See you for Mayhem!