Here are the lyrics I have for the best Band EVER!!! Jack Off Jill!
my Cat

My cat
Cool cat
Good cat
Pussy cat!
When I see him walking, makes no sense to me,
My cat is everywhere, he can waterski
My cat is amazing, he can play the guitar
He may not be an actor, but he's a Pussy Superstar!
My cat
Cool cat
My cat is everywhere, sees what he can see
He may not be an actor, we watch him on TV
My cat is amazing, he can play the guitar
He may not be an actor, but he's a Pussy Superstar!
My cat isn't crazy, he's everything to me
My cat reads the bible and he thinks he's so funny
He isn't very good, he isn't very smart
He may not be Picasso but he is a work of... art
I'd fuck him if I could
My cat
Cool cat
Good cat
Pussy cat!
When I see him walking, makes no sense to me,
My cat is everywhere, he can waterski
My cat is amazing, he can play the guitar
He may not be an actor, but he's a Pussy Superstar!
My cat isn't crazy, he's everything to me
My cat reads the bible and he thinks he's so funny
He isn't very good, he isn't very smart
He may not be Picasso but he is a work of... art
My cat is handsome, he can play the guitar
He can sometimes even fix the blender
He can eat a whole watermelon
My cat! My cat!


Swollen

Hey chew-toy head, you're swollen and disfigured
If I stretch out your face, will you feel any bigger?
If I piss in your eye will you, will you see
That you think that you are so much better than me?
Why are my lips so...
Why... are my... are my...
Why... are my lips so swollen?
Hey chew-toy head, you're broken and disfigured
Circus sideshow freak grows bigger and bigger
If i piss in your mouth, will you taste in me
Or do you still think you are so much bigger than me?
Why are my lips so...
Why... are my... are my...
Why.... are my lips so swollen?
Hey chew-toy head, I'm spoiled and disfigured
I pissed in my pants and I don't feel any bigger
I let out the freak, for all to see
But you won't let you think that you're so much better than me
Why are my lips so...
Why... are my... are my...
Why.... are my lips so swollen shut... shut... shut


Don’t wake the baby

Don't wake the baby
Step on its fuckin' head
You may be an asshole
I love you instead
Don't wake the baby
Step on its fuckin' head
You may be an asshole
I love you instead
Don't wake the baby
Shut up! You're waking the baby!
Shut up! You're waking the baby!
(Daddy feeds the scary clown
He likes me more with his pants down)
(The head is the prettiest part,
The body is the shittiest part)
Fuck you!
Don't wake the baby
Shut up, you're waking the baby
Shut up, you're waking the baby
Shut up
Shut the fuck up


Super sadist

Super-angry, super-hated
Super-evil, super-serrated
Super guitar, super faded,
Never sad sad sad
Super-hated
Super sarcastic
Super sedated,
The super sadist!
Keeps his hands in his mouth, that's gold plated
Hates himself more and more, cause he's made it
Super-evil, super-jaded
Never sad sad sad
Super-hated,
Super sarcastic
Super sedated
The super sadist!
Super hi-tech, super paycheck
Super ego, super hate-pro
Super cautious, super nauseous
Never sad sad sad
Super all-gone, super hold-on
Super evil, super phenomenon
Super destroy, super small boy
Always sad sad sad
Super asshole
Super nothing


Cumdumpster

C-c-c-c-call me cum dumpster
C-c-c-c-call me a cunt
C-c-c-c-call me clever, is that still ok?
D-d-d-d-did you watch the TV, or hear it on the radio
Brought up on after-school specials, am I still ok? (ok)
You call, I'll answer
Make me understand
Why I have to hate you
That's still ok
C-c-c-c-cum dumpster
C-c-c-c-cunt
C-c-c-call me clever, is that still ok?
D-d-d-d-d-did you tap the payphone
Or read it in a magazine
Become the after-school specials, are we still ok? (ok)
You call, I'll answer
Make me understand
Why I have to hate you
That's still ok
C-c-c-c-cum dumpster
C-c-c-c-cunt
C-c-c-call me clever, is that still ok?
D-d-d-d-do you still need me
Now that I'm a monster
Paranoid, media-frenzied, tell me I'm ok...
You call, I'll answer,
Make me understand
Why I have to hate you
That's quite ok
You call, I'll answer
You ask, and I'll lie
Why I've learned to hate you
That's quite ok, quite ok


American made

Give me some antiseptic
To take this headache away
Give me a syringe
To inject the pain
Give me something pretty
I hope I’ll never be
I’d rather be creepy
and very strange
Give me a cake
That I can mix and bake
In a Betty Crocker oven
That I will break
Bake it up and we will STAB STAB STAB!
Come on, don’t be afraid
We will make you STAB STAB STAB!
My world is evil but American Made
Give me something easy
That I can complicate
Something hard
To inject the pain
Give me a mate
In a crippled state
With Halloween teeth
That I can break
Bake it up and we will STAB STAB STAB!
Come on, don’t be afraid
We will make you STAB STAB STAB!
My world is evil but American Made
Momma's apple pie got cockroach in it
Burn the flag in the fag
Momma's apple pie got cockroach in it
Burn the flag in the fag
Momma's apple pie got cockroach in it
Burn the flag with the fag
Momma's apple pie got cockroach in it
Burn the flag in the fag
Bake it up and we will STAB STAB STAB!
Come on, don’t be afraid
We will make you STAB STAB STAB!
My world is evil but American Made
American Made
American Made
American Made


Cockroach waltz

We hide in the cupboards
and under the stairs
We poison each other, but we know
That nobody cares
We look at each other
With a compound eye
See something that's nothing
and then start to cry
You made me
I am a part of you
You made me want...
I am a part of you
I liked you once
Crawl quick past each other
The cord starts to break
I gave you too much
That's my big mistake
We look like each other
Sew you to my chest
Then say that i won't, faithfully,
As I fuck all the rest
You made me
I am a part of you
You made me want...
I am a part of you
You loved me once
Help me shut out painful world
When insect boy becomes a girl
I am a part of you
You made me want...
I am a part of you
I was you once
I don't want this
I want this
I don't want this
I want this
Cockroach will rise, will crash, will burn


Girlscout

If you want it, did you never want it more
The Girl Scout fell from grace
If you want it, did you never want it more
I spit inside her face
If you want it, did you never want it more
The lines that cut right through
If you want it, did you never want it more
The numbness that was you
What I want and what I need
To sacrifice what I believe
My little Girl Scout
Your mouth is getting sore
Will you love me any less
If I hurt you any more?
If you want it, did you never want it more
Cleansing every sore
If you want it, did you never want it more
Sold from door to door
If you want it, did you never want it more
Finish what you start
If you want it, did you never want it more
De-humanize my heart
What I want and what I need
To sacrifice what I believe
My little Girl Scout
Your mouth is getting sore
Will you love me any less
If I hurt you any more?
And I was never your number one fan
How can I grow a girl
When you never were a man?
I was never nice, and I’ve gone too far
You don’t need to be nice when you’ve been
Kissed by a star
Kissed by a star
Kissed by a star
Kissed by a star
I am a star/Fucked by a star
Kissed by a star
Kissed by a star
I am a star
I am...
Fuck what I want
Fuck what I need
I’ll sacrifice what I believe
My little Girl Scout
Your mouth is getting sore
Will you love me any less
If I hurt you any more?


Horrible

I can't exist any more, till I destroy you
I hate everyone, don't know what to do
Ingesting flesh and bone
Makes me a cannibal
Or am I criminal?
I feel so horrible
HORRIBLE! Now everything's horrible... horrible...
Sucking on colorforms, becoming see-through
Still hating everyone, as I detest you
I do not feel wrong
This makes me durable
Or am I criminal?
I'm so damn horrible
HORRIBLE! Now everything's horrible... horrible...
Fade into yesterday, searching for my youth,
Try to digest it all, searching for the truth
Self-centered devil-spawn
This makes me durable
Or am I criminal?
I'm fucking horrible
HORRIBLE! Now everything's horrible... horrible...
Horrible... now everything's horrible... horrible...
AH!


Devil with the black dress on

Wash off those scabs dear
Or fingernail-pick them clean
Pray to all your long-lost demons
and justify your means
Devil has a new shape
Devil has a new ride
Devil has a problem but he locks it up inside
Shit angel
Kids sure like the devil these days
and i'm the devil with the black dress on
Do you want to own me angel
Cause i own you now you're gone
Kids sure like the devil these days
and i'm the devil with the black dress on
Do you want to hate me angel
Cause i hate you now you're gone
Did you believe it cause i said so?
Did you believe it was true?
Did you believe it cause i said so?
Angel i sure lied to you
Did you believe it cause i said so?
Did you believe it was true?
I'm eternal and infernal
and i sure lied to you
Shit angel
Kids sure like the devil these days
and i'm the devil with the black dress on
Do you want to own me angel
Cause i own you now you're gone
Kids sure like the devil these days
and i'm the devil with the black dress on
Do you want to hate me angel
Cause I hate you now you're gone
Good girl with the black eyes
Believe in future past
Everything that I want happens
See how long that lasts
Devil has a hotrod
Devil high on speed
Devil has a black dress
So her arms can bleed
Kids sure like the devil these days
and i'm the devil with the black dress on
Do you want to know me angel
Cause i know you now you're gone
Kids sure like the devil these days
and i'm the devil with the black dress on
Do you want to hurt me angel
Cause i'm hurting you now you're gone
G-g-g-gone
G-g-g-gone
G-g-g-g-gone-gone-gone
Gone


Covet

Hold on to your everybody
The people that you know are the ones you hate, the ones you hate
Break me, you covetous creature
And piece me back together like a scar
Come on now, come on now
The bigger that you get the more you wait
Show me how, show me how
The less you know, the better off you are
Covet, love it, love to break
Want this, my love, your mistake
Show me, you treacherous teacher
You own everything in your sight, in your sight now
Posess that special feature
That everything you say and do is right
Come on now, come on now
And everyone does just what you say
Teach me how, teach me how
To get everyone the fuck out of your way
Covet, love it, love to break
Want this, my love, your mistake
Covet, love it, love to break
Want this, my love, your mistake
I learn just how to beat ya
Cause everything you say just disappears
So glad i got to meet ya
I covet everything you ever feared
Hold on now, hold on now
You taught me how to hate and how to hurt
Show me how, show me how
To spit in their faces with your dick in the dirt dear
Covet, love it, love to break
Want this, my love, your mistake


Angels fuck and devils kiss

I woke up, mourning
I woke up dead today
I aged a thousand years
Or more
I flinch when you are nice
You kill me with a single word
When angels fuck and devils kiss, i'm sure
I'll bask in your forever
You just waste my time
I want to drag you down
Down with me
I wanted to help
To help destroy the world
I wanted to be that
To be that special girl
Everybody's got a little something to hide... but me
Everybody's got a little someone to crush... but me
I'm living in human teenage mediocrity
Everybody's got a little someone to trust... but me
I dreamed that i was you
I dreamed your ego died
Sad who loves you more than i do
I know you lied
I'll bask in your forever
Fucking waste of time
Angels fuck and devils screw
I wanted to heal me
And then destroy the world
Piss in your heart and be that
And be that special girl
Everybody's got a little something to hide... but me
Everybody's got a little someone to crush... but me
I'm living in teenage negative mediocrity
Everybody's got a little someone to trust... but me
But me, but you
Not me
Hate you
Love me, love me, hate you
Want me, fuck you, hate me
Kill you
Fuck me, like you, want me
Like you want you fuck you
Fuck me, fuck you, fuck you fuck you fuck me
Fuck you, fuck me, fuck you fuck you fuck me
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you fuck you fuck me
I will never make it better
I will never make it better
It will always hurt you fucking asshole


Strawberry Gashes

Turn her over
A candle is lit, I see through her
Blow it out and save all her ashes for me

Curse me sold her
The poison that runs it's course through her
Pale white skin with strawberry gashes all over all over

Watch me fault her
You're living like a disaster
She said kill me faster
with strawberry gashes all over

Called her over
and asked her if she was improving
She said "feels fine" it's wonderful wonderful here

Hex me told her
I dreamt of a devil that knew her
Pale white skin with strawberry gashes all over all over

Watch me fault her
You're living like a disaster
She said kill me faster
with strawberry gashes all over - all over

I lay quiet
waiting for her voice to say
"Some things you lose and some things you just give away"

Scold me failed her
If only I'd held on tighter to her
Pale white skin that twisted and withered away from me away from me

Watch me lose her
It's almost like losing myself
Give her my soul
and let them take somebody else get away from me

Watch me fault her
You're living like a disaster
She said kill me faster
with strawberry gashes all over all over me


When I Am Queen

When I am queen I will insist with perfect scars upon my wrists
that everything you once held dear is taken away from you

When I am queen sweet girlscout's face and not a one will fall from grace
If all their hearts I could replace, but until then I'll have to...

Drown drown drown myself
Drown drown drown myself
Drown drown drown myself
Drown

When I am queen on royal thrown made out of parts of broken bones
of all the devils I have known that suck the angels dry

When I am queen I'll have my way I'll make it drowning dollie day
and all the tears that we have cried will suck back in our eyes

Drown drown drown myself
Drown drown drown myself
Drown drown drown myself
Drown

Drown drown drown myself
Drown drown drown myself
Drown drown drown myself
Drown

Hush baby hush baby
Hush baby go to sleep
Hush baby hush baby
Hush baby I'll make it be

When I am queen I will not wait my body type will still be great
I will not leave it up to fate because I hate you too

When I am queen they all will see the patron saint of self-injury
the glitter sores will heal themselves I'll play the part of someone else

Drown drown drown myself
Drown drown drown myself
Drown drown drown myself
Drown


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