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My family. What can I say? I don't think they loved me as much as the real estate they sold. Sounds funny doesn't it? No, not really. Let me explain something to you, I am an alien. My parents, Gorfen love them, most likely had a weird upbringing, but that is another story. Anyway my life as a Nubrefarr began as any other Nubrefarr. When I popped out of my mom, my parents immediately new I was a Lan(in Earth English, this would mean island getaway). Lan's were highly prized on a planet comprised of 3/4's water. Scour(offshore property) was highly prized as scour goes.

My father had been in remelfelafalin (real estate....don't worry this new language takes time to learn) for 7 of your Earth years(I'm not even going to try and translate that for you).

Speaking of Earth, Your Planet

I'm sure you would like to know where Holyfraughtenhouserlikenjayleno,

my planet as you call nolot(planets), is. Well if I told you where then you would want to visit, the price of scour, not to mention lan would go up and our society would become baddookynazihell(capitalist) instead of jamaica(socialist).

Anyway my father was trying to become a great remelfelafalin, so great he could one day become a rool scour(great offshore property salesman). He dreamed of one day selling lan or creating it from the bottom of our great bgrtoolt(oceans).Needless to say, creating a young Nubrefarr like myself would be much more rewarding, or should be. My parents were so happy to see a healthy Nubrefarr like myself being brought into this world, but my father still had incessant thoughts about becoming toocool(rich) and rodneydangerfield(famous).

He immediately named me Lan, and to this day this name has still haunted me. My peers at school never let me live this one down. I lied to them and told them that I was from one of the outer rings and was destined to be Clintonious(governor or king or benefactor) of all the outer rings which provide a much needed filter of harmful Sun(I think you call our twin fission balls that) rays and provide spectacular fission ball sets when our night cycle begins. They laughed but here I am today, a xramlark(young representitive) of the settlement I live in and on my way to land management of a few asteroids that circle this great nolo.

Unfortunately, my parents had left me See ya kid

when I was very young.

They had been offered to manage an out world space station. I don't know what ever happened to them or the space station, though I here deep space settlements are on the rise.

My foster parents were very strange but I thank them for everything they gave me.

Here is a picture of my new home My House

when I was sold to my foster parents. My new parents distributed relm and hay(bread and pastries), so we lived right next door to the business. My foster father was really attached to distributory, literally.

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