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| My neighbor, having just retired here on Holyfrau......, asked if he could come along. I thought quickly and said no, I don't have room. Really I had the room but anyone who where's a shirt like that should be left alone. I hear he takes medication for an ear problem, which is very dangerous on our planet. |  |
| The very next morning I left and to this day I have not returned. Don't get me wrong, if I had the parts, I would have my ghuyt back in order and back to the old house on Holyfraughten. The meteor showers are about to begin there and I haven't missed a year since my father first brought me. Being stuck on your nolo isn't that bad. Luckily I had brought a change of clothes for a situation just like this. |
You're probably wondering how I had ended up on your nolo to begin with. Well I had been following a lead that I had picked up when I had visited Johny Rockets Interstellar bakery and pastry store. He had just established a business(distribution becomes a business because Holyfraughtenhouserlikenjayleno has no legal control over any type of business more than 3 lightyears away from itself unless under threat of destruction or Vorlon attack) and had many travelers come through his neck of space. He had seen a Holyfraughtenhouserlikenjayleno couple many years ago come through this area when he was mining the outlying uninhabitable worlds only a lightyear from where his bakery is. They had stayed the night with him on his asteroid and had spoke of their |
On my way to my parents last known location, I flew by what Earth people call Jupiter. I didn't expect this beautiful swirling planet to have such a strong gravitational force, but looking back on the situation, one should ever fly so close to a planet that has more than 7 active moons with a settlement of Vorlon on one of them. The Vorlon caught site of me and decided to fire their Slartibarfast(cannon) at me. My ship was struck and sustained minor damage, but my gravometric geiger was inoperable and Jupiter quickly took hold of my ship. I was almost destined to be a resident of Jupiter and not your fine planet when my plasma engine hickuped and sneezed. The force of the engine propelled me out of Jupiter's gravitational grip and sent me hurtling towards your nolo.
I landed on a small scour Earth people call Guam. It is a beautiful place but I am lonely and long for my planet. I have changed my form, 
got hired at a wierd place,and have become accustomed to the small society on Guam. If you need to reach me or contact me for whatever reason, including replacement parts for a 2 year old ghuyt email me at [email protected].
I had a deep urge to find my parents and one day I asked my boss for a month off work. He agreed. I had just bought a cool new ghuyt(space cruiser) and wanted to see where it would take me. Maybe I would find my parents during my extended deep space vacation.
destination, a class 4 space station. They said that when they arrive at the station, only two days away, they would Claudiashiffer(remodel) it into an offworld vacation spot. I knew it had to be them and took off in the direction he pointed me.