14 Jun 00

 

 

 

30-Minute Prep Man

 

 

Sweet smelling lotion

You oil into you skin

Spandex tennis? Shorts

Black

Butt huggers display your wares

As you stylishly serve

And girlishly swerve

Two pockets in the back on your butt

Stretch into Mickey ears as you place balls there

Jiggle as you trounce attempting to swing at a third

As it hits near

 

You're worth a laugh or two

Of slight disdain

Stares

Chuckles because you do

Lighten the day

Bring a smile

That had been absent in someway

Notice for sure

If that is what you hope to gain

 

 

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WOLFEN