17 May 00
Land Lady's Son
On one pretense
Or another
You took the steps
Too our door
You spied trough the window
To make sure
Of our absence
Before you did explore
But you failed to look
For bodies on the floor
One on all fours
Another rolled back on his
neck
What a surprise
For all when you walked in
Through that door
And discovered your
"boy"
Naked
And tonguing hole
By
Everett E. Phillips, III