Galaxy Quest Vs. Star Trek
Taggart Vs. Picard
I'm sure you all have seen the infamous "Reasons why Kirk is better than Picard". Well here is a change, I give you "Reasons why Taggart is better than Picard."
Drinks Coca-Cola Drinks Tea
Has a full set of hair Is bald
Convinces Guy that he is not going to die Does not talk to the lowly red shirts
Goes down to the planet to command the away mission Stays up on the ship away from danger
Stays on the command deck with the crew Has his fancy "ready room"
In the end gets the girl In the ends gets to read one of his many books
Helps save a race of Aliens Does not get involved for fear of violating the Prime Directive
Fires on Sarris during peace negotations Always wants to talk and come to peaceful solutions
Slept with every Moon Princess and
Terrakian Slave Girl on the show Was too uptight to particapate in such activity
Catch Phrase: Never Give Up, Never Surrender Catch Phrase: Make it so or Engage