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The New Bob
World Guardian, PO Box OU812, Septic City, New Bob
Saturdee, Dec 27, 2003
U-HAUL TRAILERS
WELCOME AT THE
HANK WILLIAMS
24-HOUR FLEE MARKET,
ROBO-WASH AND
FAMILY FUN ZONE
From: Snuffy ([email protected])
Subject: Re: 6 double graves available with Hank Williams Sr and Family
Newsgroups: alt.appalachian
Date: 2003-03-28 23:22:13 PST
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ATTENTION: FLEE MARKET SELLERS WITH U-HAULS
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It has come to ire attention that some folks (GigiBoB in perticuler) mite bee
pulling U-hauls in tandem to the Hank Williams 24-Hour Flee Market, Robo-Wash
and Family Fun Zone.
Note that, although U-hauls are more than welcome, there mite not bee room enough to turn around with more than one trailer within the 6-plot flee market area. Yew will have to make a wide swing thru the graveyard.
Pleese observe the follering rules while pulling U-hauls acrost the graveyard:
1 - Observe standard graveyard driving etiquette. Be considerate, revernt and keep to the right.
2 - Please do not jump the graves where mourners are present. Jump the non-mourner graves first.
3 - Try to straddle as many graves as possible and not bounce the trailer. (I no it's fun, but bouncing trailer noise is one of the mane complaints of mourners in the Fun Zone.)
4 - If you do happen to accidently drive across any graves, I certainly hope yew hit the non-Hank Williams ones first. Replace yore divots and fill-in tar tracks. No snow tars.
5 - Mourners have the right of way at all times. Flash your brights at them rather than blowing the horn whenever possible. "La cucaracha" horns are not permitted except during the lunch hour.
6 - Remember that courtesy is contagious. So is hepatitis. Before you come to the Fun Zone, get yore booster shots.
Please sign this form and brang it when yew come to unload yore flee market items.
"I _____________(your name)__________________ understand that my mother does
not work here and I promise to clean up after myself. I will haul off all beer
cans, Ara Cee bottles, potato chip bags, cigarette butts and so forth when I
leave, so hep me Hannah.
__________________________________Date
__________________________________Age
__________________________________IQ
I remain respectful and a little bit hongry,
X
Guv Bob
Represented in all slander, paternity and bad check writing cases by
Holstein, Iceberg and Goldbrick -- "Illegitimus non carborundum"
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