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Too days before tax day, 2004


-- SPORTS SECTION --

JOEVAN PULLS OUT
ANOTHER ONE!

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Chess grate big grandmaster, Joevan,
pulls off another upset -- WHAMMO!!

Sniveling opponents whine and carry on like cry babies

Below is the chessboard exactly as it looked, frozen forever in time, just before Joevan made his spectacular dazzling finish which sent his opponent running from the hall, screaming like a natural-born baby... waaa!... waaa!

Legendary "Crane Offense" used

Note that this is an actual photograph of a page in Chess Masters Gone Wild magazine, and that, although it mite look to the nekkid eye like it has bin retouched, exspayshully on the right side, it ain't.