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Follering is a true-to-life and reel posting where the Thread Whuppers oncest agin saved the inner net from free speech types...
Subject: Re: Supernews -- Neither Super Nor News; and Charter.com
From: Snuffy n Lowezy
To: alt.appalachian
Date: 8/22/2002
Some free speech rabble rouser writes
>No, they haven't. I'll have to agree with Larry when he said...
******** SCREEEEEEECH!!!!!!!! *************
HOLD IT RAHT THERE, YEW NO COUNT THREAD SQUATTER!
AND GIT YORE HAND(S) UP!!!
Hoo are we? Why we are....
THEE FAT CITY THREAD-WHUPPER BOYS!
AND WE HYAR BUY COMMANDEER THIS THREAD
AND RESCUE THE INTERNET ONCEST AGIN
FRUM JEST SECH OF A FREE SPEECHER TYPE
NOT UNLIKE YORE SEF!!
Welp!! Looks like we did it agin, boys!! Another successful Thread browt to a screeching halt by ire far-sighted and low cost work. Take a bow, fellers!! And now that ire work is done hyar, less all take ire hats off and give the Kudzu unification cheer...
One for all, and all fer BoB,
And 2 fer a nickel and 6 for a quarter!!
MAN IN THE CROWD: Hoo wuz them masked fellers?
ANOTHER MAN IN THE CROWD: Why that warn't no ordinary fellers, Joe Van, that wuz the Fat City Thread Whuppers!! Riding high and mighty ugly...
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