Once there was a monkey. This monkey was a smart monkey. He could climb. All monkeys could climb, but this monkey was unlike any other plain smelly old monkey and could climb betterer. All monkeys envyed this monkey.
One day the monkey went for a walk instead of climbing. This surprised everyone, and everyone went insane and locked the poor happy little smelly monkey in a mental institute.
The monkey lived many years in the mental institute. He became so unhappy he actually frowned. All living organisms frown when they are unhappy, but this monkey could frown unlike any other plain old smelly living organism because he could frown betterer.
One day, two insane people walked up to the poor little smelly monkey who was unhappy and yelled in his face very loudly. The monkey did not find much enjoyment in this. In fact, he found none.
One insane person that was known as Chibi who was yelling at the poor little smelly unhappy monkey said "Poor fishu! YOU KILLED FISHU! BAD MONKEY! NAUGHTY! You should be punished."
The other insane person that was known as Cookie that was yelling at the poor smelly unhappy monkey nodded and yelled "PUFF" in the monkey's face.
The monkey believed Chibi when she babbled about the poor fishu that died and ran away meowing.
The monkey ran and meowed until he could no longer run or meow. This made the monkey breathless, but he could not catch his breath, for little did he realize, he ran into a toilet bowl and fell in.
The monkey splashed around in the toilet bowl for many hours until he realized the water in the toilet bowl was not deep and he could touch the bottom without going all the way under. This made the monkey very relieved.
The water reminded the monkey of fishu that he killed, so he swam around at the bottom of the toilet bowl until he could find the poor dead fishu.
After many seconds of long, hard search, the monkey could not find fishu, so he drowned himself and died.
A person came in and tried to flush the dead monkey down the toilet bowl, but the monkey was a monkey and unfortunately could not fit. This made the person very angry.
The person said "@*(%*)(@&*(%^&@&*6&*^*@", which happened to make no sense because it was nothing but a bunch of symbols.
The monkey floated around until the person finally pulled monkey out of the toilet bowl and threw him into a dumpster.
The two insane people from earlier ran around the dumpster from lack of anything else better to do because they had somehow escaped the mental institute and were out on the loose to disturb all that got in their way.
In the midst of their running around, Chibi pointed out the dead monkey that was in the dumpster and said "He has been punished! YAY!".
Cookie laughed and ran around while Chibi continued running around screaming "YAY! YAY! Utmost yay!"
The monkey turned over in his death and scared the two insane people and they all became friends until they were friends. The monkey lived deadly.
The end.