Interviewed by: Jamie
Answered by: Melvin
1. Hello Melvin! How are things going bro? How s everything in Davao? How did Erectile Dysfunction thing start? Can you give us a short biography of your band?
Hello Jamvox!!Good man things are good thanks for asking. Everything is cool in Davao and how I wish you visit us here..hehe.. (Shit yeah! Samal Island fucking owns!! - Jamie) ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION started when I was looking for a new band since my former band Disarmament has temporarily ceased when we lost our drummer Rodney..But we’ll be waiting for him soon. Val Cuntation invited me to form a new band playing the thing we like- groovy-slamming-grinding-brutal-death metal. Mr. cuntation cuntacted Jed sumo slam to pound the meat for us. We didn’t need any rockstar audition bullshit bandmember shit because its bullshit..hahaha..
2. Please tell us why you have chosen Erectile Dysfunction as bands name. Do you think it fits well to your musick style?
We first played in CDO City as Davao Brutal Troops we’re invited to tour there and party with them. It was a great crowd. I have chose Erectile Dysfunction as a band name for I always thought its funny for the males who experience it. I myself experience it in a funny way and I’m sure you do..Its not an old man’s misery but it happens to kids our age that we don’t know that it was already or just ashamed to accept it was. And the reason why I named it ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION is because all the time I get aroused and I don’t know about my bandmates if they do or they’re jus maybe gays I think the name fits well our music well. We always visualize and interpret it through the shit we play and the message we deliver.
3. Can you give us a brief rundown of the lineup as it stands today? And how do you feel about the lineup now and what type of direction do you think is the band is going in?
ExDx is Butchokiller- guttural spewages ValCuntation- ultra-vaginal_meals Jed- panty stripper With this line-up now I guess I’m contented and convinced that these guys can spew their shit though the fact they’re new to the type of musick they used to play and pay attention to. I like to start this way so that they too develop themselves as fuckers. The studio shit is done already and I’ll give you a copy of it for sure Mr. Martin..
4. How did you sick fucks get into brutal musick the first time and what made
you listen to it and form a band?Me myself started listening to hardcore-power violence, grind, gore grind and deathgrinds. I didn’t have much interest on death metal(old school) because it was too weak for me and so as the oldskul principle of Satanism as it relates to it. Stupid and weak people believe in a God makes them more stupid and buttholes.
Mr cuntation listen to oldskul stuffs which I didn’t like him before haha until we played the same shit. Jed also paid attention to oldskul but oh well we just made him listen to the new and brutalized death metal and easily convinced that it’s the shit!
5. What s the scene look like in Davao? Ive heard a couple of bands
already but what bands do you think are worth mentioning? And what can you say about the
current state of the Philippine underground scene?
Davao deathmetal scene I believe is the largest in the Philippines. It can be easily
evidenced by the number of UG metal kids who goes to UG shows. An average crowd of 400-600
every show of attendance. Davao City Philippines was mapped in the world UG metal scene with
our homeys Human Mastication. Other Bands worth mentioning here in Davao City are Lamaw,
Internal Torture, 56Stabwounds. The Philippine underground scene is very strong and
powerful. Thanks to guys like you who help run the show by making a webzine, guys who
organize shows everywhere that bands tour from city to city. In this shit, we are showing
the world that musick is not an industry that we can move without the help of corporations
promoting the bands and the music they ejaculate.
6. What would you say are Erectile Dysfunction's musical and
non-musical influences?
I can say our musical influences are derived from ultra sick guttural slamming brutal bands.
Old school is too gay for us so as attitudes and their principles suck.
7. Aside from playing in the band, what does the members of Erectile
Dysfunction do for a living? Are you into other types of music? Any non-metal stuff you
listen to?
Aside from playing in this band, Butcho works in selling pc games, Val cuntation is
temporarily depending on his girlfriend and Jed is still studying. We play attention to
other types of music too. Like hard moans of the gurls we fuck. Haha.
8. Give us your thoughts on the following:
Disarmament - guttural deathgrind with politics and brutality.
Internal Torture - death metal
Crustration - good looking guy on vocals, screams and growls
needed development
Power metal - they can sniff my smegma
MRT - could be a good spot to shoot a sex scandal, should have a
connecting route to Davao.
Sexism - bullshit
Porno- not sexism. Opposed by closed-minded bitches who are
insecure of their sexuality; should require responsibility.
Religion - No gods No masters No slaves
Serial Killers - they are sick
Faggots - macho ego guys who think they are that strong and
arrogantly stupid
Marijuana - don’t panic its organic. I no longer smoke it I just
don’t but I support guys who do.
Politics - pigs and pigs and pigs. The system works for them but
not for us. It coincides with capitalism and religion= the 3 apparatus of destruction to
earth and the world.
9. How would you describe Erectile Dysfunction on stage? How does the
audience normally react to your musick style?
Erectile Dysfunction onstage I can say is ultra sick not because I do the gutturals on it
but also the way Mr Cuntation plays. We hate it look so boring that we just stand their and
just play.The crowd react well that they do zombie slams while we play especially on the
breakdown parts.
10. Do you guys like porno movies? Can you say some titles best of
this? Have you seen Mindoro, FEU, Xavier, CEU scandal? What are your thoughts on these
amateur porn videos? Do you have any plan doing such?
Porno movies? Well certainly we like it as much as every guy loves it. Well tons of it, I
can say “valuable spies”, the ever famous barely legal volumes.. I have seen those scandals
and I appreciate what they do. I mean they feature pretty girls doing blow-jobs, getting
dog-styled, down rodeo, tea-bagged, man real people fucking!!! Amateur porn is sometimes
better than the usual porn because it features real common people and not acting as what you
see on movies… and these people are not getting paid doing it just for the sake of
copulation. I may have plans doing one it would look like a ala KIMBO SLICE videos if you
get what I mean.
11. How would you like to describe Erectile Dysfunction's musick? What
can we expect from the band in the near future??
IN my own words I could describe ExDx’s musick as slamming groovy ultra brutal death grind
comedy
12. What can we expect from the band in the near future?
In the near future we’ll be continuously making musick and contributing to our scene,
organizing shows and other stuffs to keep our scene contaminate others.
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13. 5 albums you been listening lately?
I’ve been listening to Regicide, Splattered Entrails, Rompreprop(menstrual stamphulk),
Cinerary, and Revenance(omen of tragedy).
14. Thanks a lot for your time bro doing this interview. Anything you'd
like to add?
Anytime Mr. Dimps.thank you too. Please bear with me for taking me so long returning this
interview to you. I have just been busy on my day job and some stuffs.
Stay Dark and handsome My friend. In our GROIN they GRIND!!!!!!!!!
Cuntact: http://www.myspace.com/erectiledisfunctionslam