
Interviewed by: Jamie
Answered by: Gis
Hey Gis! How are things going bro?
Hi Jamie, im fine, thanks for this inties but in first you must know when my english are really shitty so sorry if sometimes no one understand what i say...
Could you start out by saying a little about Magistral Flatulence, as a lot of people probably haven't heard of you yet.
MxF are an one man band created in summer 2003, in the beginning the sound are more in the shit noise vein ala Abosranie Bogom with 7 demos before an sound changement from the "Le grindcore c'est comme le sperm ca vient des couilles" and now its totally groovy porngrind...
Can you tell us why you have chosen Magistral Flatulence as bands name? Do you think it fits well to your musick style?
Yeah, like ever say in the begin of MxF, the sound are more shitnoise and his name are totally in the mind of this way, now i continue to love this name same if lot of
guys, before listen MxF, thinks when its an comic band with this funny name...
How would you describe Magistral Flatulence? What are some of your major influences, musical or otherwise? Obviously CBT, Gut and Rompemprop have been an inspiration.
...exactly, its my principals influences like much porn/gore bands : Dead Infection, Gut, Rompeprop,... but with drum machine bands in more like Agoraphobic Nosebleed...
The Split With Nelson Morfort Orchestra was an amazing follow up to "Mini size - Maxi Pleasures", what has the reception to this split been so far?
Very great, this split are sold out since few months now, and the reviews of this last are all good...
How would you cum-pare your newest ejaculation to your previous releases like Vomit Slit split? What I MxFx's release/s do you consider as your personal favorite?And what can you say about the bands that you've shared releases with?
The songs on the Vomit slit split are recorded before the "Mini size", i really love this songs, the principal ambiance are perverse and something more "cool" but my favorite MxF stuff are the split with NMO... more dark and brutal and too different of the NMO style, its for that when i love this cd : because he are various...
You will be having a 4 WAY SPLIT CD with Biological Monstrosity, Spermswamp and Stoma. I think it'll sound similar but definitely very fresh, what differences do you think there are?
hummm, for me all are differents : for this release MxF have an real drummer called Makeu from the band Rising Terror... Stoma made an goregrind very cool, BxM are more dark and very filthy and for finnish Spermswamp are very perverse...
Any other releases that Magistral Flatulence has planned aside from the 4way split? Do you often play live or is MxFx more of a studio band?
No next release of MxF are preview because i stop MxF after the 4 way...but certainlly not definitivelly... yes i have ever made some show with an complete line up but here not guy are enough motivate for continue and made an real band of MxF...
I noticed that most of your songs are untitled; don't you care about song titles?
...haha, no lyrics so no titles, in the past i have ever used titles but i have record too songs than i dont have enough imaginations for made titles for each songs...
What kind of gadget do you use? And how much time do you spend to write a song? Will Magistral Flatulence always be a one man drum machine project?
I have an complete home studio for record my sounds with analogic mix table, compressor, FX rack, equalizer, computer, drum machine with groove agent 2, cubase...
and no because now i have an human session drummer..
Do you have a great admiration to serial killers?
No really and i dont love made apologize about this fucking guys same if im an big fan of bands like Dahmer, Macabre, Mesrine...no really, i prefer be inspirated by gonzo porno movie, i love the sadistic hardcore scene with one girls brutalised by three or more bastards... its very perverse, i call that "autorised rape movie" because the girls are really hurted, you can see in the eyes of the actors when hes are only animals...i never be contemplated gore accident or serial killers victims...or just for the fun.
Have you ever contemplated about how such serial killers feel about lyricist and gore enthusiast such as yourselves, using their twisted state of mind for lyrics and themes? Elaborate.
no really, i prefer be inspirated by gonzo porno movie, i love the sadistic hardcore scene with one girls brutalised by three or more bastards... its very perverse, i call that "autorised rape movie" because the girls are really hurted, you can see in the eyes of the actors when hes are only animals...i never be contemplated gore accident or serial killers victims...or just for the fun.
If you are to be a serial killer, who would you be and what sorts your will your victims be?
If i have killers pulsions, i think when i will kill rich people, only for hes regrets to have an easy life and have all when hes need without difficulties...
And how would you like to die??
but for that hes must have slow death, in pain like be dismenbered pîeces by pieces in keeping alive in the total sufferings...
Could you tell us a little about your Label/Distro "Show Me Your Tits Records"? How did you start it & how are things going with it today?
Show Me Your Tits Records aka SMYT records are begin by my own bands release like MxF and after see the good result of my distribution i have decided to distribuate other bands than mine, now i try to keep SMYT alive but its hard...
You started dealing in cd-r's but are now starting to put out some Pro Cds, right? What's coming up in the future?
Yeah, now i made only cd pro, i have take an way more Crust/D-Beat like my next releases Gyalazat/Shitfun split cd, Bedbugs cd, Agathocles/Tinner/Jack/Sick Terror split cd, Mixomatosis live discographic cd, Beton/CAD split cd...
How do you choose a band you'll work with? Do you care only about the musical aspect, or are the motivation for promotion and the setting of gigs important?
In the begin i chosse the bands only on the musics but now i see if the guy are serious for participate at the promotion and have an totally good material but its real than an bands who made shows sell more cd than an studio project...but i dont see that...
Aside from playing in the band, what do you do during your spare time? Have you ever fucked 4 French pussies at the same time?? hehe
Haha, no no never, im honnest...and i have ever difficulties to found an only girls so 4...and in same time... but with SMYT i have no the time for other shit... i see shit on the TV sometimes, play guitar for fun... but my work, my girl and SMYT take all my time.
How much do you know about Philippine bands? Who are among your current contacts in the Philippines?
Yeah, i know Human Mastication, Pus Vomit, Down From The Wound, Phlegm Thrower and the better for the end : Herpes ;)
What can we expect from the band/Label in the near future?
I hope made vinyls EP, LP and merchandising shit like shirts, patches... and soon an professionnal internet site : www.smytrecords.com
Thanks for answering all of this bro.. Anything you'd like to add?
Thanks for you bro, for your time for try to understand my shit and dont forget to send me lot of pictures of philippines sisters showing me his tits :) cheeeeeerz from France.
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