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Questions by: Jamie
Answered by: Uffe and Snuffe
1. Hello Uffe! How are things going bro? How
many pussy have you devirginized so far? Any
disgusting/weird experiences you wanna share?
hehe
Uffe: Hey Jamie, things are going fine, just woke up,
tired as hell, I can hardly see what I'm writing so if
I fuck up I got something to blame it on.
Hm.. I'm not sure on how many I've deviriginized, luckily
I've only had the chance to have sex with somewhat
experienced girls, I mean, I dont understand the hype with
guys going so excited about having sex with a virgin cause they
dont know shit. Oh I've had experiences, but I wouldn't
say that they have been that weird or disgusting.
Snuffe:Haha, Hello Jamie! Well mmm lets see
how many? Well I've lost the count somehow
around 45 or so!
Any weird things; well I almost cut off my nipple
when I was taking a bath. So I was bathing in my own blood!
I guess you find that disgusting haha, but I don't!
Gotta keep my Gore image haha!
2. How was the response been to your demo
"Lock up your daughters? Are you satisfied
with the results and did everything go as you
planned?
Uffe: Well, I dont really know yet, we have just started to
send out the demos to a bunch of zines and labels, so we'll see, but the response to our songs on myspace have been pretty good actually, better than expected.
The result became alot better than we would've expected
and we only used a few days to record this
as well, but trust me, the next recording will sound monstrous!
Snuffe: Damn, it was amazing how people responded to our songs on myspace! They where so positive about it that we decided to release a demo! Well we have send them to some labels
and zines and stuff! Just gotta wait for responses!
3. Can you give us a little background on the
band members? Uffe, you are from sweden and
Snuffe leaves in Belgium. How the fuck exactly
was the band formed?
Uffe: Ok, I'm Uffe and my life is pretty much all about
music. I've been doing vocals for about 8 or 10 years,
something like that and I've done vocals in the following
"big" bands: Stabwound and Cranial Devourment, but
I've also done vocals for some smaller, less serious projects.
I'll let Snuffe take care of the question on how the band
was formed.
Snuffe: Well I have this other project called "Dial S For Snuff",
its a Digigrind project. I was having a writers block and
just played my guitar, programmed some drums to it and well
I kinda liked the result and decided to form a new "band".
Since I'm not a good grunter, I placed an "add" on myspace
for a vocalist and/or lyrics writer! Well Uffe responded and
we just talked about the band and we decided that he will do the lead vocs! I was so impressed by his style! You know he did vocals for Stabwound! I was like man what an honor, get it haha! And now its going like a train! I mean we wrote like 7 songs in 2 days!
Well we never have to practice haha, because Uffe lives in Sweden and
live in Belgium! We just do it via MSN and myspace haha, and that
works just fine!
4. And how does the song writing process work
for Devirginizer?
Snuffe: I started with some guitars and programmed some drums to it.
Now Uffe writes lyrics first and then I do some guitars, Drums
and record the whole thing! Then Uffe does his vocals and send em
to me! I edit the whole shit with my computer and yeah thats the
process!
5. Can you tell us why you have chosen
"Devirginizer" as bands name? Do you think it
fits well to your music style?
Snuffe: Yeah well I was thinking 'bout some names and I came up with
Fetuphile or Devirginizer.
I asked Uffe which one he liked most and he
said Devirginizer so thats the history behind
the name! By the way I dont like virgins at all!
To messy, to sloppy and to damn unexperienced haha
6. What are some of the bands strongest musical
and non musical influences at the moment?
Devirginizing cunts seems to be a preoccupation
with you guys...
Uffe: Hahaha, I wish! My vocal influences would
probably be Matti Way, Last days of humanity
and Antimo!
Snuffe: My sloppy guitar playing is influenced by
Mortician, Gorerotted and some gore- and
digigrind bands!
7. Do you have a great admiration to serial
killers?
Uffe: Hell yeah, but Snuffe is the serial killer expert
in the band.
Snuffe: Ok dont get me wrong but I LOVE em
I mean its just so damn interesting how they think and act! Haha, yeah Uffe's right, I know everything about Killers!
So better watch your back! haha
8. Your song tittles are gory and sick as fuck!
Have you ever cuntemplated about how such
serial killers feel about lyricist and gore enthusiast
such as yourselves, using their twisted state of
mind for lyrics and themes? Elaborate.
Uffe: Hm, I never have actually, but I doubt that
they would care, I've never talked to or sent letters
to a serial killer so I wouldnt know. But I find it
rather fascinating as to WHY and WHAT drives
a man (or even sometimes a woman) to do unspeakable
and brutal things to another humanbeing.
Snuffe: Me neither, never wrote to one! Damn I
should, thanks for the idea!
9. And if you are to be a serial killer, who would
you be and what sorts will your victims be?
Uffe: I would be myself and my victims would probably
be pretty random.
Snuffe: Oh, I like this Question! Well I would be a twisted
necrocannibal
But no strangling or such! I prefer the cutting and slashing!
Just check the fbi files and you will see that they are after me
harhar!
10. In my opinion, using a drum machine is the
fastest and more practical way to record. Is
there any possibility for you guys to have a real
drummer or do you think you'll always use the
machine drumming? =)
Snuffe: Oh I think so! Cause who can play blasts like that haha!
Yeah drummachines rule! Sorry Uffe haha!
11. In wrting the lyrics, do you think it should be
"gore" to fit the musick better?
Uffe: Not really, I mean, look at Dying Fetus for one,
they are all political and it still fits. I think you could probably write about anything just as long as the listener doesn't hear what you are singing about hehe.
Death metal and goregrind has always been about gore
killing, death bla bla, so I guess it "fits" the music better
and since I'm a big fan of horror and gore flicks it just came natural that this bands lyrics would be gore as well.
Snuffe: Its like Uffe says, dont have to be gore all the time! Its not that we're gonna sing about love and relationships!
12. Heres an easy one, Any porn flick you'd like
to recummend? And if possible, would you trade
for a copy? Ive got shitloads of local porn here
brada!!! hahaha!!!
Uffe: Hahaha, an easy one? Well uhm.. I dont know,
I actually dont watch porn that much at all, I got one
movie to recommend though and that is "The Naked Stranger",
I think it's from early 90's or late 80's. It's softporn though,
but really sensual and I dig that alot.
Snuffe: I dont get excited by porn! Only by
forensic pictures and corpses and stuff.
13. Back to your demo cd, how long did it take
to record it? And what gadgets do you use?
Snuffe: Well 2 days haha
Gadgets? You mean material and stuff? Well I rape an ESP
Viper, A fender FM 212 R, a digitech Metalmaster and my computer!
14. I thought cunt was a big part of Devirginizer.
Considering your bands name. hehe you guys
are bunch of pussy lovers! care to cumment on
this? hehe
Uffe: Over to Snuffe on that since he came up
with the name haha!
Snuffe: I LOVE CUNT! haha, Well I like girls
and stuff! But not just for sexual needs!
But its hard to find a nice girl these days! But the
best ones here in my town are at the cemetary!
15. Are you now in the process of mutilating
new materials? If not, What other projects you
guys are now into?
Uffe: Yeah I think that Snuffe has some new riffs going on and
I always write lyrics as soon as I got nothing else to do.
I'm also working on two other drummachine projects called
Zombification and Coprolagnia that will be releasing a split
sometime in 2006, I do vocals in both the bands as well, but
they are very different from each other.
Snuffe: Im working on some riffs and stuff, so
excpect some new material soon!
It will be very different from the demo! More
slow, technical and spastic.
16. Give us your thought on the following:
*Cranial Devourment
Uffe: A project that me and Tom from Corpse Carving did, we had
some great ideas and spent many sleepless nights with that project
recording vocals and shit, everything was pretty much random, but
then Tom wanted to quit (yes, thats right, HE wanted to quit) because
he thought that he didnt have the time and shit, who cares though, we
never really got anything released and I dont talk to Tom anymore these
days.
*Dial S for Snuff
Snuffe: Hmm, man this thing gave me headaches and sleeples nights haha!
Well started out of boredom!
Currently on a hold! Everything is done by me and on my pc! With Fruity
Loops of course!
Im signed to a label by the way, no actually 2: Orginlis records and
Impure
Knife!
Check em out!
*Grindead webzine
Uffe: My first webzine that I started with my ex-girlfriend and also
best
friend, Sofie
(that took care of the design), got in touch with TONS of good bands
and
even greater
people thanks to that, but all things must come to an end and it pretty
much
felt like I
was the only one in the staff that cared or really tried to support
bands,
so after about...
3 or 4 years we called it quits.
*Stabwound
Uffe: Man, I really had fun with that band, especially when the guy who
formed the band,
Ante, was in the band, but he quit and damn.. that band was all DRAMA
in the
end.
I cant really express how much I hate the former members of that band,
they
would
probably go in under my "random" victims if I was a serial killer. Me
and
Ante have
talked about reforming the band, but we'll see what happens, havent
talked
to him
for months since he has a bad habit of just disappearing and then
reappearing every
now and then.
17. One more.. What do you prefer, Shaved or
unshaved cunts? Blonde or Brunette? hehehe!
Uffe: I prefer something inbetween, I mean, I dont want to have to peel
hair
from
between my teeth and I licking a shaved vagina felt kinda weird, like
tounging the crotch
of a fucking 5 year old, yuck! I prefer brunettes!
Snuffe: Hmm well I prefer brunettes and redheads! I like em shaved but
not
everything shaved haha!
Just a little hair so I can recognize her cunt from a 6 years old's
cunt
haha!
18. Thanks for your time doing this intie bro. I
had lots of fun asking these questions and i
hope you enjoyed answering them..Do you
have any last cumments plugs or whatever you
wanna say.. keep it brutal!!!
Uffe: Thanks for taking your interest in our band and check us out at
www.myspace.com/devirginizeemall.
Our demo has been out for a couple of days and for 6 bucks or 6 euro's
you
can order a copy from us, we
are also thinking about printing shirts soon as well! Good luck with
the
webzine guys!
Snuffe: Man thanks a lot for the oportunity! Hope you like the demo and
the
intie!
Greetz and take care!