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| Mr. Threepwood, or Guybrush to his friends, is a ladies man, I mean he's so ridiculously pretty, all the chicks want to look as good as he does. But he knows that, and that makes him the James Bond of the Gothic and Sad 25-30 year old scene. All the teenagers want his babies, and all the ladies are on his JOCK, like...umm...like...shit Nyucca I don't even have an example okay. So just trust me, or I'll have the cult come to your house and burn all your Prince Albums. - R.E.S.P.E.C.T. -Hairy |
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| Aw, shit, I can't even handle it, I'm off my tits here. This glamour shot makes me want to go to Del Taco for a Milk shake. Here's our Idol, just being the fucking MAC... Mo'Fuka just Rollin' out with one of his Possy, I know like four dozen chumps that just sit around our Lord and Cult leader like ants in the afterbirth; just hoping to catch a little of what the P.I.M.P. throws away. Shit, its like a blue light "Ho" meat market give away. -EazyPimp |
| Here we see our Lord and Cult Leader taking a break and & "letting his hair down", could it be 420, only if it's Am BIOTCH. Mr. Guybrush and the Sun may have had a falling out in the seventh grade, but who needs that Sun when you can bask and read in the dark by the glow of our Lord And Cult Master. ENVY it...that's right...you want it! -Hairy |
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| God Damn, you want style. Ride it like a cowboy saving a horse. Come on. Who pulls that off and still makes you wet ladies? God Damn, you want charity? I remember one time Our lord and Cult Leader dressed up just like this to entertain some lonely boys from the Y. Yeah, he's always doing things for others, and always letting others do thing to...err....for him. So generous, so kind. All of the faithful in his congregation eat from his bounty and taste of his charitable services. Thank you Lord. - Brother Narf |
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| Would you believe that those gits at the arch diocese wouldn't recognize our true lord and king in the after life as a saint. Even after contacting Father Dominique de Alva at the Vatican they said he'd have to be a Catholic first. Like Cha, he's already the leader of a Cult, and a famous personality with a striving fan club. How could he possibly fit like Another religion in there. P- lease... ...anyway...they also said something about beautification...come on. Look at him, that would be like trying to re-paint a Rembrandt. He's just a dream! - Sister Trampon |
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| "Never leave home without this precious substance, if you do, your lips will scab up and you WILL get A.I.D.S, end of fucking topic". |
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