"Greetings, congregation, please be seated, and open up to the book of revelations, psalm 69"...
You now stand in the virtual place of worship to our Lord of Hosts, our Grand Cult Leader; Guybrush Ulysses Threepwood. Threepwoodism is a basic principle of "the good life". We teach the ways of Blistex, Cheap bear, Hair spray, and, the evils of the Sun. Through a vigorous three week process we "condition" new applicants to be more like our Lord and Cult Leader, a strong member of the Church is well versed in Shit Talk, general Lazy appeal, drop dead sexuality, and most importantly the ability to always ask WWGTD?
(What Would Guybrush Threepwood Do)? |
