No Quarter

       Okay, men, listen up. I'm only going to say this once. The country we will about to ruin and take advantage of is in need of a new government - one that fits our format. Anything that is not to our liking or opposes our views is the new face of evil. Freedom is our goal, and we must achieve it at all costs. The people of this nation need unification and patriotism, and what better way to do this than to send in foreign troops from the new world. They will unite against us of course, but that is the point. Patriotism must start somewhere.

       Anyone who is not with us is against us. Even if the whole world is against us, we will destroy our enemies. Now let us fight our illegal war and use a fifty year-old excuse to back it up.

       You will each be issued a rifle to menace and harass the innocent civilians. And don't forget to “miss” and blow up their shoddy hospitals and government buildings. They're falling apart anyways. It's what God would want us to do. The only thing you fine troops have to worry about is the suicide bombers. It takes a great amount of hate to take one's own life for a “righteous” cause such as this. Luckily, most of you will return home to your families and live like kings while we leave a nation helpless in the end with a corrupt government that simply does not work. Let them deal with the problems that we will create. Let them bury their assassinated politicians because after we leave, it's their own problem.

       So take up your arms, men. Kill as much as is needed to keep our country safe on the other side of the globe and leave no quarter.