Ambiguiously Secular.... from the instant personality test in my brain.

You have to explain yourself. In my dictionary secular means "state and church separated".
And I did the test just for fun. I would need a professional to Rorshach me a little.

Good ol' webster:
1 a : of or relating to the worldly or temporal b : not overtly or specifically religious c : not ecclesiastical or clerical
2 : not bound by monastic vows or rules; specifically : of, relating to, or forming clergy not belonging to a religious order or congregation
3 a : occurring once in an age or a century b : existing or continuing through ages or centuries c : of or relating to a long term of indefinite duration

Pick one... whatever works.

Please, don't use "empty pyrotechnic epic prose" with me. I am too sensitive to bad writing.
"Ambiguously secular" hasn't got a meaning in this context. You should write a whole story of more than 5000 words just to pass it someway. I don't know how yet.

"Empty pyrotechnic epic prose" is, according to an unknown writer that commented a friend's essay on television writing, the way teenagers write just to impress their friends, using a lot of words and expressions that mean nothing but sound cool.

I guess that is why the writer is unknown, or maybe he is just dumb. Oh, but by the way... I love you Gus and everything you say is soooo brillant!

Hahahahaa!!!!!!
OK Rachel, I love you too.
I was kidding, you can criticize me any time you want.
Bring your heels and your whip, with a little rouge in your lips.