Uh, get your hands in the air
And get to clappin ‘em
And like, back and forth
Because this is what you thought it wasn’t
It bes the brothers representin’ dirty dozen
I be the F-R-O and double G
And check out the man he goes by the name of, er
Slim Shady, brain dead like Jan Brady
I’m a M80, you little like that Kim lady
I’m buzzin’, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer
Cursin’ at you players worse than Marty Scheinheimer
You wacker than the motherfucker you bit your style from
You ain’t gonna sell two copies if you press a double album
Admit it, fuck it, while we comin’ out in the open
I’m doin’ acid, crack, smack, coke and smokin’ dope then
My name is Marshall Mathers, I’m an alcoholic (Hi Marshall)
I have a disease and they don’t know what to call it
Better hide your wallet ‘cause I’m comin up quick to strip your cash
Bought a ticket to your concert to come and whip your a##
Bitch, I’m comin out swingin’, so fast it’ll make your eyes spin
You gettin’ knocked the fuck out like Mike Tyson
The proof is in the puddin’, just ask the Shawn Holman
I’ll slit your motherfuckin’ throat worse than Ron Goldman
So when you see me on your block with two glocks
Screamin’ fuck the world like 2Pac, I just don’t give a fuck
Talkin’ that suck behind my back, dirty mack
And tellin’ your boys that I’m on crack, I just don’t give a fuck
So, put my tape back on the rack
Go run and tell your friends my suck is wack, I just don’t give a fuck
Don’t see me on the street and duck
‘Cause you’re finna get stuck, stole and snuck ‘cause I just don’t give a fuck
I’m nicer than P, but I’m on a search to crush your Milkbone
I’m everlasting, I melt Vanilla Ice like silicone
I’m ill enough to just straight up diss you for no reason
I’m colder than snow season when it’s twenty below freezin’
Flavor with no seasonin’, this is the sneak preview
I’ll diss your magazine and still won’t get a weak review
I’ll make your freak leave you, smell the Folgers Crystals
This is lyrical combat, gentlemen, hold your pistols
Well, I form like Voltran and blast you with my Sota missles
Slim Shady, M&M is the old initials (Bye-bye)
Extortion, snortin’, supportin’ abortion
Pathological liar, blowin’ suck out of proportion
Illunious, zanious, spontaneous, sporatic
Impulsive thinker, impulsive drinker, addict
Half animal, half man
Dumpin’ your dead body inside of a fuckin’ trash can
With more hoes than an Afghan
So when you see me on your block with two glocks
Screamin’ fuck the world like 2Pac, I just don’t give a fuck
Talkin’ that suck behind my back, dirty mack
And tellin’ your boys that I’m on crack, I just don’t give a fuck
So, put my tape back on the rack
Go run and tell your friends my suck is wack, I just don’t give a fuck
Don’t see me on the street and duck
‘Cause you’re finna get stuck, stole and snuck ‘cause I just don’t give a fuck
Somebody let me out this limousine, I’m a caged demon
On stage screamin’ like Rage Against The Machine
I’m convinced I’m a fiend, shootin’ up while this record is spinnin’
Clinically brain-dead, I don’t need a second opinion
Fuck droppin’ the jewel, I’m flippin’ the sacred treasure
I’ll bite your motherfuckin’ style just to make it fresher
I can’t take the pressure, I’m sick of bitches
Sick of naggin’ bosses bitchin’ while I’m washin’ dishes
In school I never said much, too busy havin’ a headrush
Doin’ too much rush, had my face flushed like red blush
Then I went to Jim Beam, that’s when my face screamed
Went to gym in eighth grade, raped the women swim team
Don’t take me for a joke, I’m no comedian
Too many mental problems got me snortin’ coke and smokin’ weed again
I’m goin’ up over the curb, drivin’ on the median
Finally made it home, but I don’t got the key to get in
So when you see me on your block with two glocks
Screamin’ fuck the world like 2Pac, I just don’t give a fuck
Talkin’ that suck behind my back, dirty mack
And tellin’ your boys that I’m on crack, I just don’t give a fuck
So, put my tape back on the rack
Go run and tell your friends my suck is wack, I just don’t give a fuck
Don’t see me on the street and duck
‘Cause you’re finna get stuck, stole and snuck ‘cause I just don’t give a fuck
Suck, fuck everything
Outsiders
Pace One
Young Zee
Fuck the entire world
