I never knew I...
I never knew I... mic check one two
I never knew I... who would've knew
I never knew I... who would've known
I never knew I... fuck with authority
I never knew I... motherfucker comes out
I never knew I... sells a couple million records
I never knew I... and these motherfuckers hit the ceiling
I dont do black music, I dont do white music
I make fight music, for high school kids
Put lives at risk when I drive like this
Put wives at risk when a knife like this
Shit, you probably think I'm in your tape deck now
I'm in the back seat of your truck with duct tape stretched out
Ducked the fuck way down, waitin to straight jump out
Put it over your mouth and grab you by the face, what now?
Oh. You want me to watch my mouth?
How? Take my fuckin eyeballs out and turn'em around?
I'll burn your fuckin house down
Circle around, and hit the hydrant so you can't put your burnin furniture out
I'm sorry there must be a mixup
You want me to fixup lyrics
While the president gets his dick sucked?
Fuck that. Take drugs. Rape sluts.
Make fun of gay clubs. Men who wear makeup.
Get it aware, wake up. Get a sense of humor.
Quit tryin to censor music, this is for your kids' amusement
But dont blame me when little Eric jumps off the terrace
You should've been watchin him. Apparently you aint parents.
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I never knew I...knew I would get this big
I never knew I...knew I'd affect this kid
I never knew I...get him to slit his wrists
I never knew I...get him to hit this bitch
I never knew I...knew I would get this big
I never knew I...knew I'd affect this kid
I never knew I...get him to slit his wrists
I never knew I...get him to hit this bitch
So who's bringin the guns in this country?
I couldn't sneak a plastic pellet gun through customs over in London
And last week I seen a Schwarzenegger movie
Where he's shootin all sorts of motherfuckers with an uzi
I seen these three little kids up in the front row
Screamin GO with they're 17 year old uncle
I'm like... 'guidance?
Aint they got the same moms and dads who got mad when I asked if they like violence?
And told me that my tape got'em to swear
What about the makeup you allow your twelve year old daughter to wear?
So tell me that your son doesn't know any cuss words
When this bus driver's screaming at him,
Fucking him up worse'
And 'fuck' was the first word I ever learned
Up in the third grade flipping the gym teacher the bird
So read up, bout how I used to get beat up
Peed on, be on free lunch, and change schools every three months
My life's like kinda what my wife's like
Fucked up after I beat her fucking ass every night
So how much easier would life be
If nineteen million motherfuckers grew to be just like me
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I never knew I, knew I'd, have a new house or a new car
Couple years ago I was more poorer than you are
I don't got that bad of a mouth do I?
Fuck, shit, ass, bitch, cunt, shoobie-do-doo-wa (woops)
Skeebie-ba-be-wop, a-Christopher Reeves
Sonny Bono, skeezes, whores, & hittin' some trees
How many retards will listen to me
And run in the school shootin' when they're pissed at the teach-
-er, her, or him, is it you? Is it him?
Wasn't me. 'Slim Shady said to do it again.'
Damn.. How much damage can you do with a pen?
Man, I'm just as fucked up as you woulda been
If you woulda been in my shoes, who woulda thought
Slim Shady woulda been something that you woulda bought
That woulda made you get a gun and shoot at a cop
I just said it, I didn't know if youd do it or not
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How the fuck was I supposed to know?
