STEVE BERMAN


[Eminem]
Hey!
[Steve]
Hey, Em, what's up?
[Eminem]
Steve Berman. What's goin' on, man, how you doin? Good to see you again. What's up?
[Steve]
Em, could you come here and have a seat, please?
[Eminem]
Umm, yeah, what's...
[Steve]
Vannessa, shut the door.
[Vannessa]
Okay.
[Eminem]
So what's up? How's orders looking for the first week?
[Steve]
It would be better if you gave me nothing at all.
[Eminem]
Wh-
[Steve]
This album is less than nothing. I can't sell this fucking record. 
[Eminem]
Wha-
[Steve]
Do you know what's happening to me out there?
[Eminem]
Wh-wha-what's the problem?
[Steve]
Violent Ground told me to go fuck myself!
[Eminem]
Who's Violent...?
[Steve]
Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass! Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
[Eminem]
But, I-
[Steve]
I'm gonna lose my fuckin' job over this. You know why Dre's record was so successful? He's rappin' about big-screen tv's, blunts, 40's and bitches. You're rappin' about homosexuals and Vicadin.
[Eminem]
I mean-
[Steve]
I can't sell this shit
[Eminem]
What-
[Steve]
Either change the record or it's not coming out
[Eminem]
What, I
[Steve]
Now get the fuck out of my office
[Eminem]
What am I supposed
[Steve]
NOW!
[Eminem]
Alright man, whatever.

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