When I was just a little baby boy
My mamma used to tell me these crazy things.
She used tell me my daddy was an evil man
She used tell me he hated me.
But then I got a little bit older and I realized she was the crazy one.
But there was nothin I could do or say to try to change it cuz that's just the way she was.
They said I can't rap about bein broke no more.
They didn't say I can't rap about coke no more.
Slut, think I won't choke no whore
Til her vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?
These motherfuckers are thinkin I'm playin
Thinkin I'm sayin this shit just because I'm thinkin it
Just to be sayin it
Put your hands down bitch I aint gonna shoot you
I'mma pull you to this bullet and put it through you
Shut up slut you causin too much chaos
Just bend over and take it like a slut, okay ma?
Oh, now he's rapin his own mother, abusin a whore, snortin coke
And we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?
You god damn right bitch
And now it's too late, I'm triple platinum and tragedy's happen in two states
I invented violence you vile venomous vomital bitches
Vain, Vicadin, Vren Vren Vren
Touch this chainsaw, left his brains all
Dangling from his neck while his head barely hangs on
Blood, guts, guns, cuts
Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts
[Chorus]
Bitch i'mma kill you. You don't wanna fuck with me. Girls leave, you aint nothin but a slut to me.
Bitch i'mma kill you. You aint got the balls to beef, we aint never stop beefin', an' I squash the beef.
You better kill me.
I'mma be another rapper dead for poppin off at the mouth with shit I shouldn't of said.
But when they kill me,
I'mma bring the whole world with me, bitches too, you aint nothin but a girl to me.
I said you dont
Wanna fuck with Shady
"Cuz why?"
Cuz Shady will fuckin' kill you.
"Haha"
I said you dont
Wanna fuck with Shady
"Why?"
Cuz Shady will fuckin' kill you.
Bitch i'mma kill you. Like a murder weapon, i'mma conceal you.
In a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows & film you
Fuck with me, I've been through hell, shut the hell up
I'm tryin' to develop these pictures of the Devil to sell them
I ain't Acid Rap but I rap on acid
Got a new glow ball & just had a strap-on added
Whoops.. Is that a subliminal hint? No,
It's criminal intent, to sodomize women again
Eminem offend? No... Eminem'll assault
And if you ever give it to him you'll give him an impulse
To do it again, then, if he does it again
You probabaly end up jumping out of something up in the tent
Bitch, I'mma kill you...I ain't done, this aint the chorus
I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times
It's tough, but that's normal, ain't it Norman?
Serial killer hiding murder material
In a cereal box on top of your stereo
Here we go again, we're out of out medicine
Out of our minds, and we're wanting yours, let us in
[Chorus]
Know why I say these things?
Cus ladies screams be creepin in Shady's dreams
And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks
These eighty g's just to say the same things threese...
Twice, whatever, I hate these things
Fuck shots, I hope this weed'll outweigh these drinks
Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows
Just to argue with them cuz their ratings stink?
Fuck that.. I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer
From fat bitch to all seventy-thousand pounds of her
From the princapal to student body and counseler
From in school to before school to outta school
I don't even believe in breathin
I'm leavin' air in your lungs so you can keep screamin' for me to seep it
OK! I'm ready to go play!
I got the machette from O.J., I'm ready to make everyone's throats ache
You faggots keep egging me on
'Till I have you at knife point then you beg me to stop?
Shut up! Give me your hands and feet!
I said shut up when I'm talking to you! You hear me? answer me!
[Chorus]
Hahaha, I'm jus playin' ladies, you know I love you.
