No = Yes
May-b = No
"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
"Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!
We need to talk" = I need to bitch.
Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, u stupid dafty!
How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
Is my bum fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead!
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period
You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
I'm tired " - I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
Nice dress = Nice cleavage.
You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let's have sex right now.
I love you too = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
Let's talk = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys
I'll call you tomorrow! = Be lucky If I ever call again!
I just wanna be friends = This is the best excuse I could think of not 2 go out wif U!
Lets go back to my place = Lets get it on!
I like those pants! = I wonder how fast I can get them off of you!
You look a lot better this year! = Last year you were a dog!
Yea, you look cute, I guess = Im Sorry mate but you're butt ugly!
I like your shirt a lot = but I like what's under it more!