Gifted!
Whats The Thinnest Book In Tha World..?
'What Guyz Know About Gurlz'
How Can Ya Save A Guy From Drownin..?
Take Your Foot Off His Head!
How Many Guyz Does It Take To Screw A Light Bulb..?
One, Guyz Will Screw Anything!
Why Is It Difficult To Find A Guy Who Is Sensitive, Carin & Good Lookin..?
Cuz They've All Got Boyfriends Already!
Why Did The Guy Cross The Road..?
Cuz He Heard The Chicken Was A Slut!
Why Are Guyz Like Floor Tilez..?
Cuz If U Lay Them Right The First Time, U Can Walk All Ova Them For The Rest Of Ur Life!
Cuz They're Sweet, Smooth n Usually Head Straight For Ur Hipz!
Why Are Guyz Like Mascara..?
Cuz They Usually Run At The First Sign Of Emotion!
Where Can You Find A Committed Guy?
In A Mental Institution!
How Do U Know When A Guy Is Gona Say Sumfin Cleva..?
Cuz He Startz Off Wif "My Girlfriend Sayz..."
Whats The Best Way To Kill A Guy?
Put A Naked Gurl n A Six Pack In Front Of Him n Ask Him To Choose Quickly!
What Do You Call The Useless Bit Of Skin At The End Of A Guy'z Penis..?
His Body!
Why Do Little Boyz Whine..?
Cuz Theyre Practisin To Be Guyz!
How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?
A: Give him a piece of paper with "Please turn over" written on both sides.
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "Why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she could love you.
