Violets are corny,
When I think of you,
Ohh baby I get horny.
Eat me,beat me,
Bite me, blow me,
Suck me, fuck me
Very slowly.
If you kiss me,
Don't be sassy,
Use you're tongue
And make it nasty!
Sex is fine
Doggy style or sixty-nine.
Just for fun or getting paid,
Everyone likes getting laid
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out,
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring,
But now I've got a full-time job
To find the balsted thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave,
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure give me the blues,
To see it hang it's little head,
And watch me tie my shoes.
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Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we fucked
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the shit I'd be in.
F*cking is a game,
Guys get all the pleasure,
Girls get the pain.
The guy says "I love you"
You believe it's true
nine months later,
he says the hell with you.
The baby is a bastard,
The mother is a wh*re,
All this wouldn't have happened,
If the rubber wouldn't have torn.
In the garden of Adam and Eden,
As everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
Without any clothes.
In this garden,
Were two little leaves,
One covered Adam's,
One covered Eve's.
As the story goes on,
Nevertheless to say,
The wind came along,
And blew the leaves away.
At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve's treasure,
All covered with hair.
And wonder came,
Under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thing,
Started to rise.
They found a spot,
That suited them best,
A nice big tree,
Where they began to rest.
Her legs spread wider,
And wider apart,
While thrill after thrill,
Came into her heart.
The head of Adam's thing,
Peeked into the hole,
And filled her with passion,
Beyond her control.
Backward and forward,
His thing did slide,
And Eve's treasure,
Was all wet inside.
The joy was good,
She wouldn't let loose,
Until Adam's thing,
Was all out of juice.
Then down through the years,
People did screw,
And now it's time,
For me and you.
So pull down your pants,
And lay in the grass,
'Cause I'm in the mood,
For a piece of that ass!
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So letz begin!!
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass..!