I sit down to pee. And I can justify any, shopping spree
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost.
I never forget, an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies, with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay, to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, But jewellery's best.
Would you look at my face,
Not at my chest!
I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.
Don't call me a girl, a babe or a chick.
I am a WOMAN,
Get it, you prick?!
Bad girls don't cry,
Dumb girls need "air",
Naughty girls need underware,
Sweet girls aren't mean,
Funny girls make a scene,
Perfect girls have all the class,
Mean girls will kick your ass,
Smart girls will excel,
Gossip girls will tell,
Popular girls get all the boys,
Little girls play with toys,
Normal girls are nothing new,
So which one applies to you?
