After - How the hell did I end up with someone like you?
Before - Romeo and Juliet.
After - Bill and Hillary..
Before - You take my breath away.
After - I feel like I'm suffocating.
Before - Twice a night.
After - Twice a month.
Before - He makes me feel like a million dollars.
After - If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done...
Before - It's like living a dream.
After - It's a nightmare.
Before - We agree on everything!
After - Doesn't she have a mind of her own?