Breaking News Today - SMD ARRIVES IN HAMBURG!

All over Hamburg today, there have been sightings of what has become known as "Super-Massive Duck" - Click here for sightings.

It has caused many members of the public to break into praise and worship - believing that the common ducks we know are actually observers for a higher race of superior "duck-overlords" and that this visitor is the first envoy from a far off planet - finally come to reward their loyalty and retake the planet.

However, experts we have consulted had this to say:

"After studying the Super-Massive Duck's facial expressions and body language, we believe he or she is searching for someone or something... all clues at the moment point towards some type of fish - possibly even the elusive 'Squishy-Fishy'"

They go on to say:

"So far Super-Massive Duck has shown no signs of aggression and we dont believe he or she will become aggressive except under very exceptional circumstances - possibly the introduction of a Super-Massive Loaf of Slightly Stale Bread"

So there we have it, is this strange but beautiful creature the first envoy of our yellow masters or simply a visitor to Hamburg looking for that special someone? Only time will tell.

Stay tuned for the latest breaking news.