So I guess that this would be the second of two lists, for my third assignment. So please read through it, and feel free to look at the HTML code to see how it was done. Thanks for your time.

How to Win at Golf

1. Training
   
   
   1. Mental Prep
      
      
      1. Watch a PGA on TV religiously
      2. Get Playstation game "hot Shots Golf"
      3. Rent "Personal Victory" Subliminal tapes
      
      
      
   2. Equipment
      
      
      1. Make sure your putter has a pro autograph on it
      2. Pick up a bargain bag of tees-n-balls at Costco
      
      
      
   3. Diet
      
      
      1. Avoid Baseball and Football food
         
         
         1. No hotdogs
         2. No pretzels
         3. No peanuts and Crackerjacks
      
      
      
   4. Drink Diet Coke only, no Pepsi
   
   
   
2. Pre-game
   
   
   1. Dress
      
      
      1. Put on shorts, even if it's freezing
      2. buy a new hat if you lost last time
      
      
      
   2. Location and Scheduling
      
      
      1. Slect a course where your spouse won't find you
      2. To save on fees, play where your buddy works
      
      
      
   3. Opponet
      
      
      1. Look for: out-of-shape, inexperienced players
      2. Shun, suntan, stethescope, strident walk, Florida accent
   
   
   
3. On the Course
   
   
   
   
   
   1. Tee first, then develop severe hayfever
   2. Drive cart over opponent's ball to degrade aerodynamics
   3. Say "four" just before ball makes contact with opponent
   4. Always replace divots when putting
   5. Water cooler holes are a good time to correct any erors in ball placement
   6. Never record strokes taken when oppnent is visiting the "facilities"

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