Sex Museum Tour: A Pervert's Paradise

Sorry to disappoint you people, but there's no way I can produce any pictures here because no cameras are allowed in the museum. As there were underaged children, Dennis took them to a nearby cafe for a drink while the rest of the horny pack like me paid our tickets for the sex trip.

The first thing was an ordinary looking statue of a bloke-in a coat. Nothing special, so we just walked pass it. Suddenly, the statue opened his coat and showed us why he was so special.... A fully erected 10 inch dick(fake one of course) blocked our path and that "thing" almost hit some of us!!

While we were laughing off that incident as we went up the second floor, a few phones nearby us rang.... Being curious some of us picked up the phone. Some callgirls were heard moaning over the phone asking for sex and showing us how horny they were.... I listened as I watched un upskirt of Marilyn Monroe's statue.

Televisions are everywhere in the 3 storey high museum, and no prizes for correct guess of what they were playing....Pornography. Hard or soft, blondes, brunettes, redheads, Japanese, Hispanics, Blacks....you name it, they have it.

The rest I can remember about the museum are the numerous photos that were being pinned up on the wall. For hardcore porn lovers there are pictures of lovers making love in various positions....anal, oral, doggie style, 69, TTF....you name it,they have it. Even more hardcore pictures were pictures of gay and lesbian lovers, and even piss and cumshots! Oh my, even I am digusted with myself for writing such things.... Now I can imagine some people covering their eyes and shout "ARGHHH!!!"

Ok, that's all folks perverts! That's the end of the Perverts' journey, hope you enjoy it!!


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