Setting: A small asteroid field near the L2 Colony
Date: Sunday April 13th
Time: Who cares
Weather: It’s space (come on now?!)
Space. The vast colorless region that surrounds us. Boring and eventless. Who in their right mind would enjoy such a place. This is what Lord Folken was thinking as he headed back home on Sazabi from his quest for the Ragnorak.
Approaching a small asteroid field, Lord Folken says to himself, “What the hell I’ll have a little fun.” Flying through the asteroids he finds one small enough for him to destroy. With his beam saber drawn he slices the asteroid in two. “This is fun,” Lord Folken says to himself as scans around for the next asteroid victim…..
He finds one a little bigger than his Gundam. Cutting half way through it he gets stuck. Without warning the asteroid explodes. The com link opens. “You need more than just a weapon to destroy things Lord Chicken.” Whipping Sazabi around he spots the Trigen-Lex with Dante behind the controls. “What the hell do you want” says Lord Folken. “I came to teach you why you should not be in space alone” Dante sneers at him with a vicious smile.
Dante puts his beam rifle away and pulls out his beam saber. With the saber in his left hand Dante slices towards the Sazabi. Blocking it Lord Folken starts to gain confidence in himself. “You are not as strong as I thought.” Lord Folken said while sparring with Dante. “You should have studied my profile a little better.” With his beam saber Dante drives Lord Folken’s saber through an asteroid. Then without realizing it the Sazabi was thrown back leaving the saber in the asteroid. With a quick movement Dante whips out his beam rifle with his right hand (Duel Wield) and shoots the Sazabi’s right leg off. “Ahhh you bastard!” Lord Folken cries out over the com. “No I had a father…..until I shot him in the face after he told me to go to bed when I was 9.”
Hitting his thrusters the Sazabi charges at Dante. But Dante, being a more experienced fighter, puts away his weapons and drives his buster shield flat into Lord Folken’s chest. The momentum of Dante’s attack causes the Sazabi to spin around, slamming it into an asteroid.
Floating there Dante is laughing hysterically. His expression though changes to surprise as the Sazabi suddenly explodes. In utter amazement Dante flies over to the asteroid that the Sazabi struck before it exploded. Dante then realizes that the asteroid that Lord Folken struck was in fact the same one that contained the still active beam saber sticking half way out.
Spotting what he was there for Dante grabs the Ragnorak and opens up a com. “Sharpie, mission complete. Was my fighting acceptable?” “You did fine. Come back and I’ll buy you a beer at our new strip club.
