Master Asia sits within his King of Hearts gundam having the suit do deep knee bends. "One and two and three…" he goes on to himself to the rhythm of his Ricky Martin CD.
Following the horrible sound of "music" Darkness Gundam easily finds the room in which Master Asia is hiding. Simply having his suit nock on the door, Master Asia has King of Hearts gundam prance over to the door, open it, and greets the newcomer in a frilly voice, "Why hey there big boy. I don’t know who you are but come in!"
The pilot of Darkness Gundam nearly pukes over his controls but manages to hold it back. Pulling out his beam scythe and turning it on he sets up a video chat with Master Asia, the pilot of Darkness Gundam just coming up as static. "Listen you queer, you never paid back your loan so I’m here to do you in.
"Do me in! What a splendid idea!" Master Asia then stops a moment actually realizing what the pilot meant by doing him in. "Wait, what a horrible idea, I can’t let you do that! DARKNESS FINGER!" Master Asia’s right hand splits open in the funky way the do it on G Gundam and he brings it towards Darkness Gundam.
Yawning, Darkness Gundam simply brings its beam scythe up slicing the arm of Master Asia off. "Listen, I don’t have time for this for my schedule is booked as it is." With that Master Asia goes to pull out his Durandel but yet again the beam scythe comes up and slices off the other arm of the King of Hearts gundam.
As Darkness Gundam steps closer to the King of Hearts gundam, the pilot of Darkness closes up the communication link getting tired of hearing Master Asia cry and begging for Darkness to go away. Ignoring the puny kicks King of Hearts is giving it, Darkness pushes over the suit and then turns off the blade to the beam scythe.
Using the scythe as a staff, Darkness Gundam smashes open King of Hearts and hooks the scythe on Master Asia’s clothes. Lifting up Master Asia, the pilot of Darkness Gundam comes out of his suit wearing a ski mask, grabs the wallet of Master Asia, punches the man a few times and knees him in the balls, goes back into his suit, then flings Master Asia into the wall killing him.
"That was really a pain." Sighing Darkness Gundam smashes King of Hearts into a box like they do to cars at times before turning and leaving.