9. You like Gundam Wing (nuff' said)

8. You thought this would be funny… isn't it? Noooo… Yes!

7. You see weasels all around you... biting at your ankles.

6. You notice they aren't weasels…

5. Quatre's in your kitchen making breakfast.

4. You go to www.cheez-it.com.

3. You tell your classmates/colleagues that you were raised by human bats.

2. You ask the teacher to go to the bathroom and they ask "Why?"

1. COMB YOUR HAIR!

AUTHOR'S NOTE!
You are finding yourself asking the question "Why?" Well… good job… you know how to ask a question! Read OUR fix… okay? You're leaving so soon? NOOO BENJAMIN! Ja'!

-Mob*(michiko*) & Fab~(melko~)